pre-cum

pre-cum is the clear, sticky juice that oozes out of a guy's dick just before he has a cumgasm.

When I was jacking off this morning, pre-cum was the only lube I needed to finish the job!

by USAF Cadet November 23, 2020

bubble-bath cumgasm

A bubble-bath cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off while taking a bubble-bath -- he mounds the soap bubble around his dick and jacks off - when he blows his load, it looks like a volcano erupting cum-globs.

I took a bath and decided to give myself a bubble-bath cumgasm!

by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021

cum-pudding

cum-pudding is a favorite dessert of mine -- made by several guys jacking off and having cumgasms in it as you make it -- my favorite flavor is Cum Creme!

A bunch of us cadets got together for our Friday night JO party and made cum-pudding!

by USAF Cadet November 09, 2020

unbelievably awesome

unbelievably awesome is what it feels like when a guy has eleven (!) syringes of his dick when he jacks off, cumgasms, and paints the wall when he blows his load everywhere.

Wow! I was taking care of my morning wood and I had an unbelievably awesome cumgasm and painted the wall ivory!

by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021

tubesteak

A tubesteak is guy's big boner.

My roomie, Matt, has a tubesteak almost like mine -- when I suck him off, it's like blowing myself!

by USAF Cadet November 06, 2020

vanilla sex

vanilla sex is jacking off -- no sucking dick or fucking assholes.

Just a few of the other cadets here at the Academy are into vanilla sex.

by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021

spit-lube jack-off

A spit-lube jack-off is a masturbation session that a guy gives himself using his own saliva for lube if he's circumcised and out of his favorite lubricant.

Since I'm cut high & tight, when I'm out of Sliquid, I just have a spit-lube jack-off!

by USAF Cadet March 29, 2021