Hump Day

Hump Day is Wednesday, the day cadets fuck another male cadet in his mouth or asshole.
Oh-oh -- today is Hump Day -- I know what I'm in for - a mouth and asshole full of cum!
by USAF Cadet September 15, 2021
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Skip-gasm

Hi - I'm Skip, Conner Ellis Falcon, and a Skip-gasm is the cumgasm I have when I engage in sex with other cadets.
Matt, my cadet roomie, enjoys sticking his dick in my mouth or boy-hole and giving me Skip-gasms while he has a Matt-gasm in my mouth or boy-hole!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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preface

preface is the clear fluid that leaks out of a guy's dick prior to having a cumgasm ... preface = pre-cum
I'm a leaker -- When I jack off I always have pools of preface on my lower abs!
by USAF Cadet August 31, 2021
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rubber sheet

A rubber sheet is a protective covering to keep your bedding dry.
When I was a teenager, my Mom put a rubber sheet on my Wonder-bed because that's where I jacked off every morning and every night - and I really blow a load when I cum!
by USAF Cadet August 29, 2021
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boner bazaar

The boner bazaar is a cadet shower-room where we all see other cadets showering with morning wood.
Every time I take my morning shower, it's a boner bazaar and I can take care of any other cadet's morning wood.
by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021
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Viagra-gasm

A Viagra-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he takes 300/mg of the boner-maker drug, Viagra, and jacks off and has an awesome cumgasm.
My cadet roomie, Matt, gave me Viagra and jacked me off and I had an awesome Viagra-gasm!
by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021
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strawberry sex

strawberry sex is a sex act where one guy sucks a cumgasm out of a dude with a dick that has a circumcised strawberry-shaped cock-head.
One of my favorite ways to make a guy have a cumgasm is to have strawberry sex with him!
by USAF Cadet August 24, 2021
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