USAF Cadet 's definitions

Line-up

A Line-up is a sexual event that guys engage in where five dudes kneel on the edge of a bed with their assholes exposed, while another guy who is blindfolded and on his knees on the floor, rims each dude for three minutes trying to make him have a rim-gasm. They keep doing this until everyone blows his load at least twice.

My roomies gave me a Line-up because I jacked off in their night-water, and now I've got their ass-juice taste in my mouth!

by USAF Cadet October 2, 2021

Kirby suck-gasm

A Kirby suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he uses the hose attachment on the vacuum cleaner to give himself an incredible blowjob.

When I was a younger teenager, my Mom caught me masturbating as I put the hose attachment on my hose trying to have a Kirby suck-gasm!

by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021

cunt-buster

A cunt-buster is a guy's 11" dick.

Last time I went to the gay baths - I got fukk'd by a real cunt-buster!

by USAF Cadet September 4, 2021

tubular

tubular is the shape of a guy's dick.

All dicks are tubular -- some are bigger than others!

by USAF Cadet August 4, 2021

gooch

A guy's gooch is the area between his asshole and his nut-sack with an intoxicating smell that gives an instant boner to some guys.

I like to smell Matt's gooch when he wakes up -- it gives me an instant boner -- I sometimes call him "Gooch" as a nickname!

by USAF Cadet May 17, 2021

Strawberry Cum-Cake

Strawberry Cum-Cake is a strawberry shortcake with your cadet jo buddies' cumgasms all over it.

My jo buds gave me a Strawberry Cum-Cake for dessert.

by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

cock-taste

cock-taste is the taste a guy has in his mouth after he's sucked five dicks in a row.

I went to the ghoryloles and now I've got cock-taste in my mouth!

by USAF Cadet September 22, 2020