USAF Cadet 's definitions

junk

A guy's junk is his cock and balls.

Yeah -- I like to fondle Matt's junk!

by USAF Cadet July 19, 2021

skin flute

A skin flute is a guy's big hard boner.

Matt asked me if I was musical, and said that if I was, I should play his skin flute!

by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021

braiding my pubic hair

I contemplate braiding my pubic hair when I'm bored out of my fuckin mind.

This afternoon, I was so bored that I was contemplating braiding my pubic hair!

by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021

Splazz

Splazz is the sound of a guy's jizz-gasm hitting a cement floor when he jacks off and his jizz-gasm lands on it.

I whacked off in the basement, and when I blew my load, I heard a big Splazz!

by USAF Cadet January 18, 2021

Primary Target

A Primary Target is a guy's cock & balls in Tae-Kwon-Do.

He went for his Primary Target - my cock & balls - in martial arts class today!

by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021

dick-hugger

A dick-hugger is a guy's mouth.

My roomie, Matt called me over to his bed and said, "I need a hug - come over here and be my dick-hugger!"

by USAF Cadet August 9, 2021

cumplosion

A cumplosion is an explosive cumshot.

Matt jacked me off and I had a cumplosion!

by USAF Cadet August 21, 2021