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A pocket-pussy is a portable latex masturbation sleeve with a guy's choice of an oral, anal, or vaginal oriface for him to stick his dick in and work it around until he blows his hoad in it -- then he drinks his own cumgasm. May be used on another guy or guys' cock(s), and you can drink their jizz-gasm too.
I occasionally use my cadet roomie, Matt's, pocket-pussy, and blow my load in it and lick it clean afterward. Then I try to find some other cadets who want me to make them have juicy cumgasms - and I eat those loads too!
by USAF Cadet January 26, 2021
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Get the fleshlight seconds mug.A cop-stop is being pulled over for speeding and having to suck the cop's dick and give him a cumgasm to keep from being ticketed.
I had a cop-stop today, but he said I could suck his dick and not get a ticket. He was cute and he had a beautiful dick, so I gave him a blowjob! I think male cops like to be sucked by cute cadets!
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Get the milk-bone mug.Weener Cleener Soap is a novelty soap shaped like a penis ring. Just a few strokes up and down a guy's dick gives the dude a rock-hard boner and cleans his cock at the same time.
I bought some Weener Cleener Soap for some of the guys, and now they're using it to take care of their morning wood in the cadet showers!
by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021
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