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fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm

A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the stoned on Maui Wowie, popper-bating, kind of orgasm a guy has when he masturbates with a fleshlight like I'm going to do tonight.
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
mugGet the fleshlight cum-rush cumgasmmug.

self-fucker

A self-fucker is a guy with a big dick who likes to be fucked in his asshole.
I really enjoy being fucked in my asshole, and I've got 8", so sometimes I fuck myself in my fuck-chute! Yeah - I'm a self-fucker!
by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021
mugGet the self-fuckermug.

Coeur de Sucre

Coeur de Sucre means "Sweetheart" in French - and is one of the nicknames I call my little lab/pitt-bull mix girl, Deja Vu who went to heaven 25 Nov, 2020.
I'm really sad because I lost my little Coeur de Sucre.
by USAF Cadet November 30, 2020
mugGet the Coeur de Sucremug.

Aussibum

Aussiebum is a brand of men's underwear that comes in a large variety of bright designs - they hug a young guy's boy-buns and slim hips and frame his package. When not free-balling or wearing a jock, it's one of my favorite brands along with Calvin Klein's whitie-whities.
Matt and I share each other's Aussibums - I don't even remember which ones are mine!
by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
mugGet the Aussibummug.

Best Buds

Best Buds are guys who hold each other's dicks while they take a piss in a urinal.
Matt and I are Best Buds!
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
mugGet the Best Budsmug.

mystery blowjob

A mystery blowjob is getting your dick sucked when you put your cock through the hole in the partition wall at the gloryholes.
I got a mystery blowjob last night at the Cum Palace!
by USAF Cadet October 10, 2020
mugGet the mystery blowjobmug.

spin-the-bottle

spin-the-bottle is a drinking game that some cadets play, where they spin a beer bottle and whoever it points to, has to chug a beer and then stick the beer-bottle neck up his boy-hole and give a blindfolded blowjob to the guys until he can guess whose dick he's sucking. The guys keep doing this if they don't have flight training the next day.
Some of the guys are coming over and we're going to play spin-the-bottle, if they don't have flight training the next day.
by USAF Cadet October 24, 2020
mugGet the spin-the-bottlemug.

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