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whack off

When I've got morning wood I whack off!
by USAF Cadet October 21, 2020
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toy-boy

A toy-boy is a cute young guy that another dude uses as a human fleshlight to give himself pleasure-gasms.
Several other cadets here at the Academy use me as a toy-boy to pleasure themselves!
by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021
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indelible marker

An indelible marker is a felt-tipped writing instrument used to write on many surfaces that doesn't wash off.
Matt waited for me to go to sleep and then he wrote "FUCK ME" on my butt-cheeks with an indelible marker!
by USAF Cadet June 27, 2021
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cumpuppy

A cumpuppy is a young guy who likes to suck dick and be fucked in his boy-hole.
My cadet roomie, Matt, calls me his little cumpuppy!
by USAF Cadet November 2, 2020
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FAP

FAP is the sound your hand makes on your dick when you jack off rapidly.
I need to cum! I'm gonna FAP!
by USAF Cadet October 15, 2020
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Hand-job Canopy

A Hand-job Canopy is a blind that covers your raging boner that your Hand-job Squire uses to keep you from seeing what he's doing to your dick while he's jacking you off.
I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!
by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021
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easy - peasy

easy - peasy is is what it's like to be butt-fucked by a guy with a small dick after you've had your cherry-hole busted and stretched a little.
Since Matt has fucked me with his 8" dick, taking a 5" dick is easy - peasy!
by USAF Cadet September 24, 2021
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