Ground-Hog Day-gasm

A Ground-Hog Day-gasm is any cumgasm that a guy has on Ground-Hog Day.
Well, I had three Ground-Hog Day-gasms yesterday!
by USAF Cadet February 05, 2021
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naturally smooth

naturally smooth is having little body hair except for head, underarms and pubes.
I'm blond and naturally smooth, so the other cadets like to have cumgasms in my cute, pink boyhole!
by USAF Cadet January 30, 2021
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vanilla sex

vanilla sex is jacking off -- no sucking dick or fucking assholes.
Just a few of the other cadets here at the Academy are into vanilla sex.
by USAF Cadet August 23, 2021
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Best Buds

Best Buds are guys who hold each other's dicks while they take a piss in a urinal.
Matt and I are Best Buds!
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
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Primary Target

A Primary Target is a guy's cock & balls in Tae-Kwon-Do.
He went for his Primary Target - my cock & balls - in martial arts class today!
by USAF Cadet February 08, 2021
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Whomp & Chomp

Whomp & Chomp means to jack off and suck another guy's dick.
After finishing his studying, my cadet roomie, Matt, always wants me to Whomp & Chomp his dick!
by USAF Cadet November 15, 2020
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piss-boner

A piss-boner is the hard-on a guy gets, usually in the morning, maybe related to morning wood, that a guy gets when his full bladder is pressing on his prostate gland.
WOW! When I got a piss-boner, I peed and had a cumgasm at the same time!
by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020
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