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Definitions by USAF Cadet

face-fuck 

To face-fuck a guy, a dude sticks his dick in another guy's mouth and fucks his throat until he has a throat-gasm and lets all the cum that isn't swallowed dribble out of the guy's mouth onto the cocksucker's cock which is being jacked off.
My cadet roomie, Matt, loves to hold my head and face-fuck me!
face-fuck by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021
My Hole is the cute, pink, tight, puckered entry into my fuck-chute.
My cadet roomie, Matt, put a temp tattoo on My Hole while I was asleep!
My Hole by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021

target tattoo

A target tattoo is a permanent or temporary tattoo[ in the shape of a [target.
My cadet roomie, Matt, put a temporary target tattoo on my asshole while I was sleeping!
target tattoo by USAF Cadet January 17, 2021

fist-fuck 

To fist-fuck a guy, a dude pushes his fist up the guy's asshole and fucks him with it until and after he has a fist-gasm.
Matt wanted to fist-fuck me, but I said "No Way!" -- I heard it gives you hemorrhoids!
fist-fuck by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021

pleasure 

To pleasure a guy, you suck his dick and fuck him in the ass until you both have pleasure-gasms.
Damn -- I really like to pleasure Matt and swallow his big load!
pleasure by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021

de-platformed 

To be de-platformed is to have all of one's social media accounts suspended like tRumpty, and the Pillow Man's, Rudy Fooliani's, tRumpty Jr's and several others for advocating sedition.
It's about time that Trumpty has been de-platformed!
de-platformed by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021

naked in the woods

naked in the woods is what some of us cadets like to be when we go camping.
Matt and I, like some of the others, like to go naked in the woods!
naked in the woods by USAF Cadet January 16, 2021