Definitions by USAF Cadet

breath-control 

breath-control is something a guy has to learn and comprehend in order to deepthroat a dude's long cock that he's thrusting down your throat.

I'm getting pretty good at my breath-control -- I've been practicing by sucking Matt's dick and swallowing his loads!

breath-control by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

cadet snowman 

A cadet snowman is a snow sculpture that wears a cadet cap, and has a banana and two plums for its cock & balls and a baseball catcher's mitt for an asshole.

It's snowing! -- Matt and I are going to make a cadet snowman!

cadet snowman by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

put a smile on his face 

To put a smile on his face means to give a guy a blowjob and cumgasm.

Matt wants me to put a smile on his face - so I will!

put a smile on his face by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

cum-tunnel 

A cum-tunnel is a guy's rectum.

Matt unloads in my cum-tunnel nearly every night - sometimes twice!

cum-tunnel by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

Ass Grommet 

An Ass Grommet is a rubber sex-toy from MEO available in several sizes that keeps a guy's asshole wide open -- his anal opening is stretched more or less permanenty so his butt-fuckers can get their big dicks into his ass easily. May be worn 24/7 so a dude gets his boy-hole opened wide for easy access. No more saying "Stop! It's too big!" when some hottie wants to poke a hole with his cum-cannon.

Matt bought me an Ass Grommet so I'll be able to enjoy his and other cadets crotch-rockets!

Ass Grommet by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

Banana Butter-Cum Pie 

A Banana Butter-Cum Pie is a banana-creme pie with a dollop of whipped cum on it.

The other cadets all donated their sperm so we could all have Banana Butter-Cum Pie for dessert.

Banana Butter-Cum Pie by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene 

Congress-woman Marjorie Tayor Greene is a radical, right-wing tRumpy MAGAt who believes that Jewish space-aliens using space lasers to start California wildfires, and that the school killings were "false-flag", advocates killing Speaker Nancy Pelosi, brings a gun to Congress, refuses to walk through the metal detectors, and talks to tRumpty to thank him for his support - Lock Her Up and fuck the BITCH!

Is Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene a Fuck-quat or what?

Congress-woman Marjorie Taylor Greene by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021