pillar & stones

a guy's pillar & stones means his cock & balls.
My cadet roomie, Matt, has a gorgeous pillar & stones!
by USAF Cadet November 05, 2020
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skin flute

A skin flute is a guy's big hard boner.
Matt asked me if I was musical, and said that if I was, I should play his skin flute!
by USAF Cadet August 30, 2021
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bum-bandit

A bum-bandit is a homosexual male in the UK, because guys like to fuck other guys in their lower boy-hole.
Greg is a real bum-bandit -- he'll fuck any young dude that moves!
by USAF Cadet March 04, 2021
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lubing the tube

lubing the tube is what a circumcised guy does to his dick before jacking off and glazing the donut.
I'm cut high & tight, so I'm always lubing the tube before I beat my meat!
by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021
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cardboard toilet paper tube

A cardboard toilet paper tube is the hollow tube that holds a roll of toilet paper that most guys use at one time or another to jack off with after inserting their rock-hard cock in and jacking off until they have a cumgasm.
I still occasionally use a cardboard toilet paper tube to jack off with!
by USAF Cadet January 12, 2021
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circle-jerk

A circle-jerk is a gathering of young naked guys who all whack off and give a volunteer/lucky guy Gay Bukkake and have him suck their dicks clean and swallow their hot creamy loads.
We had a circle-jerk party , and I was the guy who got to suck off some of my fellow cadets and fulfill some of my Challenge Coin tasks!
by USAF Cadet February 08, 2021
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leash training

leash training is an obedience exercise for naked cadets to perform where the "Master" puts a leash around the neck of his dog-slave and leads him around to all the cadet toilets and makes the cadet suck off any other cadet who wants a blowjob.
Matt bought a beautiful black leather leash, and started giving me leash training -- he took me around to all the cadet toilets and ordered me to suck dick!
by USAF Cadet September 06, 2021
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