USAF Cadet's definitions

MBSCSDD

A MBSCSDD is a Master of Back-Stabbing, Cork-Screwing, and Double-Dealing.

tRumpty was a MBSCSDD!

by USAF Cadet September 3, 2021

jack me off

jack me off is what a guy tells his jack-off squire to do as he lies back, arms up under his head, and says, Go for it ! ... and take your time!

Since I'm Matt's jack-off squire, I often hear him say "jack me off".

by USAF Cadet August 15, 2021

hands-free blowjob

A hands-free blowjob is a dick-sucking a guy can give without using his hands -- MOUTH ONLY.

Sometimes, Matt wants me to give him a hands-free blowjob!

by USAF Cadet June 28, 2021

double-dick

To double-dick a guy, two dudes simultaneously fuck a guy in his mouth or asshole so they can feel each other's cumgasms.

Chris and Tristan are going to double-dick me, so I'll get a double load to swallow!

by USAF Cadet October 11, 2020

cum

cum is the sticky, cream-colored fluid that comes out of a guy's dick when he has an orgasm

I love the taste of cum!

by USAF Cadet September 23, 2020

junk

junk is a guy's cock and balls

I love looking at other guys' junk!

by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

wick-gasm

A wick-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's jacking off with a lighted wick up his ssshole and told to "Suck Dick" and swallow another dude's cum before the burning wick scortches his boy-hole.

Matt made me have a wick-gasm -- he made me jack off and suck his dick and make him cum before the burning wick hit my asshole!

by USAF Cadet February 19, 2021