unbelievably awesome is what it feels like when a guy has eleven (!) syringes of his dick when he jacks off, cumgasms, and paints the wall when he blows his load everywhere.
Wow! I was taking care of my morning wood and I had an unbelievably awesome cumgasm and painted the wall ivory!
by USAF Cadet July 20, 2021
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by USAF Cadet September 18, 2020
Get the fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm mug.I was taking care of my morning wood and then I reached the Point-of-No-Return and blew my load everywhere!
by USAF Cadet November 16, 2020
Get the Point-of-No-Return mug.put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.
by USAF Cadet August 03, 2021
Get the put this puppy to bed mug.A bubble-bath cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off while taking a bubble-bath -- he mounds the soap bubble around his dick and jacks off - when he blows his load, it looks like a volcano erupting cum-globs.
by USAF Cadet January 14, 2021
Get the bubble-bath cumgasm mug.A Corona-gasm is the gasm that a guy has when he puts only the crown of a tube-steake in his mouth -- (probably because his cock-head is too big to get in his mouth)-- and sucks a mouthful of creamy goodness out of his throbbing dick and swallows it or sno-balls it first.
by USAF Cadet February 01, 2021
Get the Corona-gasm mug.A dick-in-a-box is guy's big boner stuck through a hole in a gift-box and gift-wrapped to give your cocksucker for Christmas.
by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020
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