sports massage

A sports massage is a regular massage, but the masseur oils a guy's cock & balls and jacks him off with a finger or two up the dude's asshole.

I like Jaime -- he gives one hell-of-a sports massage!

by USAF Cadet September 05, 2021

Banana Butter-Cum Pie

A Banana Butter-Cum Pie is a banana-creme pie with a dollop of whipped cum on it.

The other cadets all donated their sperm so we could all have Banana Butter-Cum Pie for dessert.

by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021

spunk

spunk is chunky cum

I jacked off and blew a load of spunk!

by USAF Cadet November 09, 2020

spit-roast

To spit-roast a guy, one guy fucks another dude in the mouth, while a third dude fucks him in the ass until they all have cumgasms.

Some other cadets gave me a spit-roast in the cadet showers earlier!

by USAF Cadet October 09, 2020

J'taime beaucoup !

J'taime beaucoup ! is "I love you very much" in French.

I always say "J'taime beaucoup !" to my doggos, Deja Vu and Casey when it's time to go to their Wonder-Beds!

by USAF Cadet October 27, 2020

Bumper - Brite

Bumper - Brite is an anal skin-whitening cream that some guys use to brighten-up their asshole so it looks like my pink, tight, cute, rimmable cherry-hole.

Some of the other cadets use Bumper - Brite to whiten their boy-hole so they have a fuck-chute opening like mine!

by USAF Cadet February 10, 2021

cnut

A cnut is a young guy's cute, hairless, tight, pink, puckered lower in-hole.

The cadets in my pod all want to take care of their morning wood by using my cnut!

by USAF Cadet September 18, 2021