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Definitions by USAF Cadet

double-dick face-fuck 

A double-dick face-fuck is a sexual activity that three guys can engage in. Two guys face-fuck another dude with their dicks in his mouth at the same time and try to have cumgasms so they can feel each other's cumshots.
I got double-dick face-fucked in the cadet showers this morning!
spooge is a thick, sticky, ivory-colored fluid that can ooze or squirt out of a guy's dick when he's jacking off.
When I was taking care of my morning wood, I squirted my spooge all over my face!
spooge by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021

Hand-job Canopy 

A Hand-job Canopy is a blind that covers your raging boner that your Hand-job Squire uses to keep you from seeing what he's doing to your dick while he's jacking you off.
I used a Hand-job Canopy on Matt last night -- he loved it -- he kept saying "Whatever you're doing, don't stop! It feels sooo...good!
Hand-job Canopy by USAF Cadet July 26, 2021

lubing the tube 

lubing the tube is what a circumcised guy does to his dick before jacking off and glazing the donut.
I'm cut high & tight, so I'm always lubing the tube before I beat my meat!
lubing the tube by USAF Cadet July 25, 2021

glazing the donut 

glazing the donut means jacking off and having a cumgasm.
I had an awesome cumgasm when I was glazing the donut this morning!

in and out through the back door 

in and out through the back door is the way a guy fucks another dude in his asshole.
I was asleep, but Matt went in and out through the back door anyway!
A mec is a pimp in French.
My roomie, Matt, is my mec at the academy -- he makes me suck off any other cadets he owes blowjobs to!
mec by USAF Cadet July 24, 2021