703 definitions by USAF Cadet
Wow! Good dope! Guys and their dicks! is what a guy's first thoughts are when he takes a big hit of Some Good Weed.
by USAF Cadet February 7, 2021
Cadet Bukkake (from Japanese - meaning to splash forcefully), is a sexual act in which one cadet is ejaculated on by a group of other cadets who take turns spit-roasting him , but before they blow their loads, they withdraw their dicks from the cadet's asshole and blast their loads on his face, in his mouth, and down his throat which he tries to swallow.
A bunch of other cadets cornered me in the cadet showers this morning and took care of their morning wood by giving me Cadet Bukkake!
by USAF Cadet March 25, 2021
by USAF Cadet September 21, 2021
A Jack-off Squire is another guy who will jack you off if you want a hand-job to get your rocks off.
I think I'm my roomies' Jack-off Squire - they all seem to like it when they just lay back and let me beat their meat!
by USAF Cadet June 4, 2021
A Cadet Snow-Cannon is a dick-shapped snow-sculpture with a hose running up to the "cock-head" that, when turned on, shoots, sprays, and then dribbles out down the shaft - a snow-gasm! sno-cum everywhere!
Matt and I built a Cadet Snow-Cannon - we jacked off in the snow and shot our own sno-cum down each other's throats!
by USAF Cadet February 3, 2021
A field telephone is a communications device used by cadets and the military to communicate with nearby military units -- can be used to administer electric shocks to a guy's tits, cock, balls or asshole to make him talk or just for fun.
We were out doing field exercises, and some of the other cadets grabbed me, held me down, and attached the electrodes of a field telephone to my tits, genitals, and asshole and turned the crank, sending me a "message"!
by USAF Cadet August 22, 2021
A field telephone is a communications device used in the military to talk to troops in out-lying areas. It is used in some electro-sex sessions to send a "message" to the recipient. Electrodes are attached to a guy's cock & balls, his tits, and maybe his asshole. When the phone's crank is turned, it sends a jolt of electricity to wherever the electrodes are attached on a guy's body. The faster the crank is turned - the bigger and longer the jolt.
When we were out camping, some of the guys wanted to practice using a field telephone and they it used on me -- on my nuts, cock, tits, and butt-hole - they really cranked me -- it hurt, but I was having dry-gasms before they finished!
by USAF Cadet July 31, 2021