Definitions by USAF Cadet

wonder-bed 

a wonder-bed is a foam mattress with clean, crisp sheets that a guy likes to fall asleep on, wake up and jack off and have a cumgasm in every morning.

I can't wait to go to bed in my wonder-bed tonight!

wonder-bed by USAF Cadet September 19, 2020

fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm 

A fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off with a fleshlight while he's smoking weed and blows his load into it.

I smoked some mish-mican and gave myself an awesome fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm!

fleshlight cum-rush cumgasm by USAF Cadet September 18, 2020

pillow-cum 

pillow-cum is the wet-spot a guy has on his goose-down pillow after he blows a load on it.

Aww shit -- my pillow has pillow-cum all over it!

pillow-cum by USAF Cadet August 24, 2020