Tig old Bitties

A word that is said when a teacher is around. Im not going to tell you what it means...ill give you a hint though..Switch some letters around there holmes.
Ol' Pink Shirt over there has some tig old bitties. Look they rest on my arm like an eagle on a perch.
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kitty nippers

Catnip rolled up into joints and then smoked in great quantity for a high.
Deeeeeng!!! Pass some of them kitty nippers my way man. De-licious!

Meow.
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Polar bear 500

A EXTREMELY deadly CANADIAN weapon that fires a 5 ton ball the size of an egg at a top speed of 500 miles per hour.
Im gonna get me my polar bear 500 and shoot me some beavers eh? Then take them back to the lodge and fry dem babies up. Maybe make me a fur skin coot..maybe even a parka!What ya think aboot that eh?!
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deepthroat

Sweet porno that was made in the 1970's. Quite awesome I must say. I recommend it. There was this one part, where this girl said she didnt feel good so the guy took a magnifying glass and look down her throat and was like, "Well here's the problem..your clitterus is in your throat."
Let's go rent some Deepthroat and have a circle jerk.
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