homeless girlfriend

Best kind of girlfriend there ever is. You can drop her off anywhere after date.

I feel like a generous God, after finishing in my homeless girlfriend mouth so that she won't sleep on empty stomach.

by Twominutes22 May 29, 2021

Ample Parking

Basically means, there are more than enough parking spots available. So it should be fairly easy to find a parking spot at any given time.

Guy 1: when I was 5, my dad took us out for dinner. He told us to order food and that he will join us after parking the car around the corner.

Now I am 18, still waiting for him to find a parking spot.

Guy 2: Ample Parking is what city needs.

by Twominutes22 April 18, 2023