Malfoy

The amazing bouncing ferret

" When my father hears about this!"

"Malfoy, the amazing bouncing ferret"

by Two Pints of Lager & a handle December 30, 2017

Dumbledore

A manipulative old swine who allowed Harry Potter to spend over 16 years with a horcrux in his head.

" you are that manipulative that you are almost Dumbledore."

by Two Pints of Lager & a handle December 30, 2017

Snape

A Greasy Git of a Potions Teacher from the Harry Potter series. Had a sick obsession with the title characters mother.

Suspected lover of Albus Dumbledore

"That Greasy git Snape"

"You mean Professor Snape"

by Two Pints of Lager & a handle March 07, 2021