Definitions by TwiztedSnowman
Wes Aikin
“Wes aikin” is a pickup line that is used by inbred Iowa males when they are trying to get a family member to have intercourse with them. It derives from the old pickup line “what’s shakin” which was used in the late 70’s but lost popularity in the early 80’s.
Wes Aikin by TwiztedSnowman July 14, 2021
Natloc Feldt
Hey Alex I heard your neighbor flew his drone over your house and saw you getting drilled in the ass by that Natloc Feldt.
Natloc Feldt by TwiztedSnowman October 31, 2020
twizted snowman
TwiztedSnowman is the Microsoft gamer-tag of a Legendary gamer. They say he is one with the matrix and a destroyer of virtual worlds. No one knows who he is outside of the virtual realm.
twizted snowman by TwiztedSnowman December 30, 2019
rusty eggs
The act of squeezing your balls tight and forcing entry into somebody’s butthole, then you pull them back out, and quickly drop your poopy bag in their mouth.
“Damn it Keith, wash your face after you eat rusty eggs I’m sick of you coming to work with Paul’s ballshit all over your face”.
rusty eggs by TwiztedSnowman December 27, 2019
loadanchor
A coworker that always seeks out the easiest task. They will pawn off jobs on fellow coworkers if they see an easier task to do. If they cannot get out of doing a hard job, they will be in the shitter or hiding somewhere on site and remain ghosts until the hard work is done.
loadanchor by TwiztedSnowman July 29, 2019
iowa pile driver
iowa pile driver by TwiztedSnowman June 23, 2019
pb blast
An act of masturbation involving peanut butter. Pb blasting with chunky peanut butter started with gay men who wanted that authentic feeling of being inside another mans asshole without the smell of feces, but eventually everyone began substituting sex with different kinds of peanut butter to satisfy their fantasies.
pb blast by TwiztedSnowman June 3, 2018