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Megalodump

When you shit so fierce that you have to wipe your whole back because of the backsplash.
Damn it! I just took a megalodump and got covered in blue toilet water !
by TwiztedSnowman February 20, 2017
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iowa pile driver

An act where you take a shit in someone else’s asshole.
Man I gotta take a shit! Bend over bitch I’m gonna give you an Iowa pile driver.
by TwiztedSnowman June 23, 2019
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King Beat

The most efficient masturbator in the universe. Wins contests amongst friends jerking off. Climaxes multiple times rapidly and never goes soft until he wants to.
Who wants to go head to head with King Beat ?
by TwiztedSnowman November 20, 2016
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Chodur

A Chodur is a rare skin deformity that a small percentage of women are born with.

The Chodur is piece of long extra skin that forms between the vagina and anus if the child has an overdeveloped taint due to complications in the womb.

Usually about an inch long at birth, the Chodur can grow up to 6-10” and in some cases even 1’ long.

The Chodur (if not removed) can cause severe health issues as the child grows into an adult so removing it at birth is recommended.

Some adult women find it erotic to have a Chodur to pull back and slap their other privates with since they are very elastic-like.
I met a girl from Northwood Iowa who had a Chodur so long that it slapped her knees!

Her name was Katie, the biggest homewrecker that ever lived
by TwiztedSnowman June 24, 2022
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Dick Dandruff

"Hey, you should call your buddy and see if he'll sell us some dick dandruff."
by TwiztedSnowman November 20, 2016
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loadanchor

A coworker that always seeks out the easiest task. They will pawn off jobs on fellow coworkers if they see an easier task to do. If they cannot get out of doing a hard job, they will be in the shitter or hiding somewhere on site and remain ghosts until the hard work is done.
That new guy isn’t worth a dime! Fire that fucking loadanchor!
by TwiztedSnowman July 29, 2019
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Bin-Life

“Bin-Life” is slang for the lifestyle of a grain bin builder. Aside from home life, the life of a bin builder is on the road with a crew of builders that become a separate family and the food you eat depends on the closest town from your jobsite. The friends you make are only temporary and the motels you stay in are the cheapest the boss can find. There’s “home-life” but on the road it’s “bin-life”.
I love my kids and my wife but they barely see me because I’m all about that “bin-life”.
by TwiztedSnowman July 18, 2021
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