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Definitions by TwiztedSnowman

“Wes aikin” is a pickup line that is used by inbred Iowa males when they are trying to get a family member to have intercourse with them. It derives from the old pickup line “what’s shakin” which was used in the late 70’s but lost popularity in the early 80’s.
Hey aunt momma, Wes Aikin ? Want to skip this family picnic and go get rough in the hay?
Wes Aikin by TwiztedSnowman July 14, 2021

Natloc Feldt 

A cryptic word meaning 1 Dumb Fucker. The encryption method is still a mystery.
Hey Alex I heard your neighbor flew his drone over your house and saw you getting drilled in the ass by that Natloc Feldt.
Natloc Feldt by TwiztedSnowman October 31, 2020

twizted snowman 

TwiztedSnowman is the Microsoft gamer-tag of a Legendary gamer. They say he is one with the matrix and a destroyer of virtual worlds. No one knows who he is outside of the virtual realm.
If you fuck with Twizted Snowman your gonna have a bad time. He is the Alpha
twizted snowman by TwiztedSnowman December 30, 2019

rusty eggs 

The act of squeezing your balls tight and forcing entry into somebody’s butthole, then you pull them back out, and quickly drop your poopy bag in their mouth.
“Damn it Keith, wash your face after you eat rusty eggs I’m sick of you coming to work with Paul’s ballshit all over your face”.
rusty eggs by TwiztedSnowman December 27, 2019

loadanchor 

A coworker that always seeks out the easiest task. They will pawn off jobs on fellow coworkers if they see an easier task to do. If they cannot get out of doing a hard job, they will be in the shitter or hiding somewhere on site and remain ghosts until the hard work is done.
That new guy isn’t worth a dime! Fire that fucking loadanchor!
loadanchor by TwiztedSnowman July 29, 2019

iowa pile driver

An act where you take a shit in someone else’s asshole.
Man I gotta take a shit! Bend over bitch I’m gonna give you an Iowa pile driver.

pb blast 

An act of masturbation involving peanut butter. Pb blasting with chunky peanut butter started with gay men who wanted that authentic feeling of being inside another mans asshole without the smell of feces, but eventually everyone began substituting sex with different kinds of peanut butter to satisfy their fantasies.
Fuck you then Carl! I’m going to get some skippy and do a pb blast if you don’t wash your asshole!
pb blast by TwiztedSnowman June 3, 2018