The 3 man bowling team and 10-pin wrecking crew from Northwood Iowa.
Founded in October 2022 by Chris Duncomb, a shitty bowler, who bowled for a local bar called “Bar Games” back in 2010. The only thing memorable about his short lived career is that he missed more games than he came and when he was there he really wasn’t “all there”.
A disgrace to the league due to drinking countless Wild Turkey shots’ and blacking out drunk by the 10th frame and a savage at rolling balls into the gutters, several landing in other occupied lanes, ending the 2011 season with a 98 avg.
Fast forward to October 2022 he needed a reason to drink Wild Turkey again so he recruited the only two people who he thought would be able to put up with his shit and started a 3-Man team on the Wednesday Night League.
The Brooklyn Bombers named after the Urban dictionary definition “Brooklyn Bomber” by definition, is something that nobody wants to have happen to them.
The team couldn’t care less about winning…..
They know bowling doesn’t get people laid….
They came to drink Wild Turkey and Fuck Shit Up…
Founded in October 2022 by Chris Duncomb, a shitty bowler, who bowled for a local bar called “Bar Games” back in 2010. The only thing memorable about his short lived career is that he missed more games than he came and when he was there he really wasn’t “all there”.
A disgrace to the league due to drinking countless Wild Turkey shots’ and blacking out drunk by the 10th frame and a savage at rolling balls into the gutters, several landing in other occupied lanes, ending the 2011 season with a 98 avg.
Fast forward to October 2022 he needed a reason to drink Wild Turkey again so he recruited the only two people who he thought would be able to put up with his shit and started a 3-Man team on the Wednesday Night League.
The Brooklyn Bombers named after the Urban dictionary definition “Brooklyn Bomber” by definition, is something that nobody wants to have happen to them.
The team couldn’t care less about winning…..
They know bowling doesn’t get people laid….
They came to drink Wild Turkey and Fuck Shit Up…
by TwiztedSnowman October 6, 2022
Get the The Brooklyn Bombersmug. by TwiztedSnowman February 20, 2017
Get the Megalodumpmug. The most efficient masturbator in the universe. Wins contests amongst friends jerking off. Climaxes multiple times rapidly and never goes soft until he wants to.
by TwiztedSnowman November 20, 2016
Get the King Beatmug. A phoneyfuck is a person who always has multiple cell phones on them or near them.
Phoneyfucks are a disgrace to the meaning of trust and friendship and aren’t even aware of their own reckless behavior.
If you have more than a business line and a personal cell phone number, you might be a phoneyfuck.
If you have to change your number twice in one month, you are probably a phoneyfuck.
If you have two cell phones on your possession that you switch back and fourth, phoneyfuck.
If you give a different cell number to the same person three times a year, phoneyfuck!
Never trust them…they can end up losing one at any time or they get them stolen, exposing god knows what kind of private information that was stored on them. They keep them unlocked because they can not possibly remember 30 different passwords or even keep track of their own phone numbers.
They are basically reckless enough to be in the snitch/informant class of human beings because eventually those extra phones end up in law enforcement hands or other authorities.
Phoneyfucks are dumfucks with minimal intelligence. Best to keep them away from the circle if you value your privacy.
Phoneyfucks are a disgrace to the meaning of trust and friendship and aren’t even aware of their own reckless behavior.
If you have more than a business line and a personal cell phone number, you might be a phoneyfuck.
If you have to change your number twice in one month, you are probably a phoneyfuck.
If you have two cell phones on your possession that you switch back and fourth, phoneyfuck.
If you give a different cell number to the same person three times a year, phoneyfuck!
Never trust them…they can end up losing one at any time or they get them stolen, exposing god knows what kind of private information that was stored on them. They keep them unlocked because they can not possibly remember 30 different passwords or even keep track of their own phone numbers.
They are basically reckless enough to be in the snitch/informant class of human beings because eventually those extra phones end up in law enforcement hands or other authorities.
Phoneyfucks are dumfucks with minimal intelligence. Best to keep them away from the circle if you value your privacy.
Hey Bob, be careful around Clarence, he’s running around bragging about all the new phones he got from different people. He’s being a phoneyfuck trying to put service on all of them.
“Yeah I think it’s time we sit his phoneyfucking ass down and piss in his ears.
“Yeah I think it’s time we sit his phoneyfucking ass down and piss in his ears.
by TwiztedSnowman January 18, 2025
Get the PhoneyFuckmug. A Chodur is a rare skin deformity that a small percentage of women are born with.
The Chodur is piece of long extra skin that forms between the vagina and anus if the child has an overdeveloped taint due to complications in the womb.
Usually about an inch long at birth, the Chodur can grow up to 6-10” and in some cases even 1’ long.
The Chodur (if not removed) can cause severe health issues as the child grows into an adult so removing it at birth is recommended.
Some adult women find it erotic to have a Chodur to pull back and slap their other privates with since they are very elastic-like.
The Chodur is piece of long extra skin that forms between the vagina and anus if the child has an overdeveloped taint due to complications in the womb.
Usually about an inch long at birth, the Chodur can grow up to 6-10” and in some cases even 1’ long.
The Chodur (if not removed) can cause severe health issues as the child grows into an adult so removing it at birth is recommended.
Some adult women find it erotic to have a Chodur to pull back and slap their other privates with since they are very elastic-like.
I met a girl from Northwood Iowa who had a Chodur so long that it slapped her knees!
Her name was Katie, the biggest homewrecker that ever lived
Her name was Katie, the biggest homewrecker that ever lived
by TwiztedSnowman June 24, 2022
Get the Chodurmug. Somebody that will fuck you up for running your mouth. A kid who gets back at anyone that ever fucked with him or disrespected him in life.
Don’t trust him if you have ever wronged him and he did not react because it’s a fact that he will get even for it no matter what. It could be a day, week, month, or 30 years later.
He is someone that strikes without warning and puts another notch on his belt.
Chris is crazy because stupid people do stupid shit. Be nice or beware of this person.
Don’t trust him if you have ever wronged him and he did not react because it’s a fact that he will get even for it no matter what. It could be a day, week, month, or 30 years later.
He is someone that strikes without warning and puts another notch on his belt.
Chris is crazy because stupid people do stupid shit. Be nice or beware of this person.
Crazy Chris bit a hole in somebody’s face and spit the skin in an ashtray. He got sick of outdated food being sold at the store because he knew people weren’t doing a good job so he brought back some moldy buns after filling the bag with dog shit. Crazy Chris is Legend
by TwiztedSnowman September 26, 2022
Get the Crazy Chrismug. by TwiztedSnowman June 23, 2019
Get the iowa pile drivermug.