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by TwiztedSnowman February 20, 2017
Get the Megalodump mug.“Wes aikin” is a pickup line that is used by inbred Iowa males when they are trying to get a family member to have intercourse with them. It derives from the old pickup line “what’s shakin” which was used in the late 70’s but lost popularity in the early 80’s.
by TwiztedSnowman July 14, 2021
Get the Wes Aikin mug.“Bin-Life” is slang for the lifestyle of a grain bin builder. Aside from home life, the life of a bin builder is on the road with a crew of builders that become a separate family and the food you eat depends on the closest town from your jobsite. The friends you make are only temporary and the motels you stay in are the cheapest the boss can find. There’s “home-life” but on the road it’s “bin-life”.
by TwiztedSnowman July 18, 2021
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by TwiztedSnowman June 3, 2018
Get the pb blast mug.Somebody that will fuck you up for running your mouth. A kid who gets back at anyone that ever fucked with him or disrespected him in life.
Don’t trust him if you have ever wronged him and he did not react because it’s a fact that he will get even for it no matter what. It could be a day, week, month, or 30 years later.
He is someone that strikes without warning and puts another notch on his belt.
Chris is crazy because stupid people do stupid shit. Be nice or beware of this person.
Don’t trust him if you have ever wronged him and he did not react because it’s a fact that he will get even for it no matter what. It could be a day, week, month, or 30 years later.
He is someone that strikes without warning and puts another notch on his belt.
Chris is crazy because stupid people do stupid shit. Be nice or beware of this person.
Crazy Chris bit a hole in somebody’s face and spit the skin in an ashtray. He got sick of outdated food being sold at the store because he knew people weren’t doing a good job so he brought back some moldy buns after filling the bag with dog shit. Crazy Chris is Legend
by TwiztedSnowman September 26, 2022
Get the Crazy Chris mug.The 3 man bowling team and 10-pin wrecking crew from Northwood Iowa.
Founded in October 2022 by Chris Duncomb, a shitty bowler, who bowled for a local bar called “Bar Games” back in 2010. The only thing memorable about his short lived career is that he missed more games than he came and when he was there he really wasn’t “all there”.
A disgrace to the league due to drinking countless Wild Turkey shots’ and blacking out drunk by the 10th frame and a savage at rolling balls into the gutters, several landing in other occupied lanes, ending the 2011 season with a 98 avg.
Fast forward to October 2022 he needed a reason to drink Wild Turkey again so he recruited the only two people who he thought would be able to put up with his shit and started a 3-Man team on the Wednesday Night League.
The Brooklyn Bombers named after the Urban dictionary definition “Brooklyn Bomber” by definition, is something that nobody wants to have happen to them.
The team couldn’t care less about winning…..
They know bowling doesn’t get people laid….
They came to drink Wild Turkey and Fuck Shit Up…
Founded in October 2022 by Chris Duncomb, a shitty bowler, who bowled for a local bar called “Bar Games” back in 2010. The only thing memorable about his short lived career is that he missed more games than he came and when he was there he really wasn’t “all there”.
A disgrace to the league due to drinking countless Wild Turkey shots’ and blacking out drunk by the 10th frame and a savage at rolling balls into the gutters, several landing in other occupied lanes, ending the 2011 season with a 98 avg.
Fast forward to October 2022 he needed a reason to drink Wild Turkey again so he recruited the only two people who he thought would be able to put up with his shit and started a 3-Man team on the Wednesday Night League.
The Brooklyn Bombers named after the Urban dictionary definition “Brooklyn Bomber” by definition, is something that nobody wants to have happen to them.
The team couldn’t care less about winning…..
They know bowling doesn’t get people laid….
They came to drink Wild Turkey and Fuck Shit Up…
by TwiztedSnowman October 6, 2022
Get the The Brooklyn Bombers mug.Richard Fitswell is an alias that people with a micro penis refer to themselves as. Usually a compensating for the small member they were born with. His body kept growing but his dick never did. These people are manipulative, abusive, and tend to bully others or cause problems for anyone they are in contact with.
Porn Director: what have you decided on for a porn name?
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!
Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.
Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?
Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!
Keith: I want the world to call me Richard Fitswell!
Porn Director: *laughs* I suppose you could fit well in everything with a 2 inch chop like the one you got.
Keith: *sobs* fuck you then. I don’t really want to fuck a pussy anyways. I thought this was a Twink porn interview. Would you happen to be into trading football cards?
Porn Director: get the fuck outta my office!
by TwiztedSnowman January 7, 2022
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