TwiztedSnowman's definitions
TwiztedSnowman is the Microsoft gamer-tag of a Legendary gamer. They say he is one with the matrix and a destroyer of virtual worlds. No one knows who he is outside of the virtual realm.
by TwiztedSnowman December 30, 2019
Get the twizted snowmanmug. Somebody that will fuck you up for running your mouth. A kid who gets back at anyone that ever fucked with him or disrespected him in life.
Don’t trust him if you have ever wronged him and he did not react because it’s a fact that he will get even for it no matter what. It could be a day, week, month, or 30 years later.
He is someone that strikes without warning and puts another notch on his belt.
Chris is crazy because stupid people do stupid shit. Be nice or beware of this person.
Don’t trust him if you have ever wronged him and he did not react because it’s a fact that he will get even for it no matter what. It could be a day, week, month, or 30 years later.
He is someone that strikes without warning and puts another notch on his belt.
Chris is crazy because stupid people do stupid shit. Be nice or beware of this person.
Crazy Chris bit a hole in somebody’s face and spit the skin in an ashtray. He got sick of outdated food being sold at the store because he knew people weren’t doing a good job so he brought back some moldy buns after filling the bag with dog shit. Crazy Chris is Legend
by TwiztedSnowman September 26, 2022
Get the Crazy Chrismug. A person (usually female) who doesn’t know how to deal with reality. Vibezilla’s are very unhelpful and often have Narcissistic traits.
They don’t know how to deal with anything that doesn’t help them stay positive so they “cut” the negativity out of their life so they can keep riding the positive vibe illusion.
These types of people compare and contrast their own lives with the lives of others and are very judgmental and condescending.
Their Facebook profile is a dead giveaway because they post a few times every day and make it look like a big highlight reel.
Vibezilla’s play dirty when they feel like their live’s don’t measure up to someone else’s and they will talk shit about anyone they can to try and turn the tables.
They never cheer for other peoples success because inside they are very jealous and insecure.
They don’t know how to deal with anything that doesn’t help them stay positive so they “cut” the negativity out of their life so they can keep riding the positive vibe illusion.
These types of people compare and contrast their own lives with the lives of others and are very judgmental and condescending.
Their Facebook profile is a dead giveaway because they post a few times every day and make it look like a big highlight reel.
Vibezilla’s play dirty when they feel like their live’s don’t measure up to someone else’s and they will talk shit about anyone they can to try and turn the tables.
They never cheer for other peoples success because inside they are very jealous and insecure.
Vibezilla: “don’t you ever compare your life to the live’s of others in order to wake yourself up?”
Me: “if I ever start slipping and begin comparing my life to the live’s of others I want you to high-five me in the face with a chair to wake me up because at that point I’m completely out of my mind and turning into a piece of shit!”
Vibezilla: eh……whatever…….
Me: “if I ever start slipping and begin comparing my life to the live’s of others I want you to high-five me in the face with a chair to wake me up because at that point I’m completely out of my mind and turning into a piece of shit!”
Vibezilla: eh……whatever…….
by TwiztedSnowman May 21, 2022
Get the vibezillamug. An act of masturbation involving peanut butter. Pb blasting with chunky peanut butter started with gay men who wanted that authentic feeling of being inside another mans asshole without the smell of feces, but eventually everyone began substituting sex with different kinds of peanut butter to satisfy their fantasies.
by TwiztedSnowman June 3, 2018
Get the pb blastmug. Hey Alex I heard your neighbor flew his drone over your house and saw you getting drilled in the ass by that Natloc Feldt.
by TwiztedSnowman October 31, 2020
Get the Natloc Feldtmug. The most efficient masturbator in the universe. Wins contests amongst friends jerking off. Climaxes multiple times rapidly and never goes soft until he wants to.
by TwiztedSnowman November 20, 2016
Get the King Beatmug. A Chodur is a rare skin deformity that a small percentage of women are born with.
The Chodur is piece of long extra skin that forms between the vagina and anus if the child has an overdeveloped taint due to complications in the womb.
Usually about an inch long at birth, the Chodur can grow up to 6-10” and in some cases even 1’ long.
The Chodur (if not removed) can cause severe health issues as the child grows into an adult so removing it at birth is recommended.
Some adult women find it erotic to have a Chodur to pull back and slap their other privates with since they are very elastic-like.
The Chodur is piece of long extra skin that forms between the vagina and anus if the child has an overdeveloped taint due to complications in the womb.
Usually about an inch long at birth, the Chodur can grow up to 6-10” and in some cases even 1’ long.
The Chodur (if not removed) can cause severe health issues as the child grows into an adult so removing it at birth is recommended.
Some adult women find it erotic to have a Chodur to pull back and slap their other privates with since they are very elastic-like.
I met a girl from Northwood Iowa who had a Chodur so long that it slapped her knees!
Her name was Katie, the biggest homewrecker that ever lived
Her name was Katie, the biggest homewrecker that ever lived
by TwiztedSnowman June 24, 2022
Get the Chodurmug.