The act of squeezing your balls tight and forcing entry into somebody’s butthole, then you pull them back out, and quickly drop your poopy bag in their mouth.
“Damn it Keith, wash your face after you eat rusty eggs I’m sick of you coming to work with Paul’s ballshit all over your face”.
by TwiztedSnowman December 27, 2019
by TwiztedSnowman February 20, 2017
The 3 man bowling team and 10-pin wrecking crew from Northwood Iowa.
Founded in October 2022 by Chris Duncomb, a shitty bowler, who bowled for a local bar called “Bar Games” back in 2010. The only thing memorable about his short lived career is that he missed more games than he came and when he was there he really wasn’t “all there”.
A disgrace to the league due to drinking countless Wild Turkey shots’ and blacking out drunk by the 10th frame and a savage at rolling balls into the gutters, several landing in other occupied lanes, ending the 2011 season with a 98 avg.
Fast forward to October 2022 he needed a reason to drink Wild Turkey again so he recruited the only two people who he thought would be able to put up with his shit and started a 3-Man team on the Wednesday Night League.
The Brooklyn Bombers named after the Urban dictionary definition “Brooklyn Bomber” by definition, is something that nobody wants to have happen to them.
The team couldn’t care less about winning…..
They know bowling doesn’t get people laid….
They came to drink Wild Turkey and Fuck Shit Up…
Founded in October 2022 by Chris Duncomb, a shitty bowler, who bowled for a local bar called “Bar Games” back in 2010. The only thing memorable about his short lived career is that he missed more games than he came and when he was there he really wasn’t “all there”.
A disgrace to the league due to drinking countless Wild Turkey shots’ and blacking out drunk by the 10th frame and a savage at rolling balls into the gutters, several landing in other occupied lanes, ending the 2011 season with a 98 avg.
Fast forward to October 2022 he needed a reason to drink Wild Turkey again so he recruited the only two people who he thought would be able to put up with his shit and started a 3-Man team on the Wednesday Night League.
The Brooklyn Bombers named after the Urban dictionary definition “Brooklyn Bomber” by definition, is something that nobody wants to have happen to them.
The team couldn’t care less about winning…..
They know bowling doesn’t get people laid….
They came to drink Wild Turkey and Fuck Shit Up…
by TwiztedSnowman October 06, 2022
The most efficient masturbator in the universe. Wins contests amongst friends jerking off. Climaxes multiple times rapidly and never goes soft until he wants to.
by TwiztedSnowman November 20, 2016
A phoneyfuck is a person who always has multiple cell phones on them or near them.
Phoneyfucks are a disgrace to the meaning of trust and friendship and aren’t even aware of their own reckless behavior.
If you have more than a business line and a personal cell phone number, you might be a phoneyfuck.
If you have to change your number twice in one month, you are probably a phoneyfuck.
If you have two cell phones on your possession that you switch back and fourth, phoneyfuck.
If you give a different cell number to the same person three times a year, phoneyfuck!
Never trust them…they can end up losing one at any time or they get them stolen, exposing god knows what kind of private information that was stored on them. They keep them unlocked because they can not possibly remember 30 different passwords or even keep track of their own phone numbers.
They are basically reckless enough to be in the snitch/informant class of human beings because eventually those extra phones end up in law enforcement hands or other authorities.
Phoneyfucks are dumfucks with minimal intelligence. Best to keep them away from the circle if you value your privacy.
Phoneyfucks are a disgrace to the meaning of trust and friendship and aren’t even aware of their own reckless behavior.
If you have more than a business line and a personal cell phone number, you might be a phoneyfuck.
If you have to change your number twice in one month, you are probably a phoneyfuck.
If you have two cell phones on your possession that you switch back and fourth, phoneyfuck.
If you give a different cell number to the same person three times a year, phoneyfuck!
Never trust them…they can end up losing one at any time or they get them stolen, exposing god knows what kind of private information that was stored on them. They keep them unlocked because they can not possibly remember 30 different passwords or even keep track of their own phone numbers.
They are basically reckless enough to be in the snitch/informant class of human beings because eventually those extra phones end up in law enforcement hands or other authorities.
Phoneyfucks are dumfucks with minimal intelligence. Best to keep them away from the circle if you value your privacy.
Hey Bob, be careful around Clarence, he’s running around bragging about all the new phones he got from different people. He’s being a phoneyfuck trying to put service on all of them.
“Yeah I think it’s time we sit his phoneyfucking ass down and piss in his ears.
“Yeah I think it’s time we sit his phoneyfucking ass down and piss in his ears.
by TwiztedSnowman January 18, 2025
Somebody that will fuck you up for running your mouth. A kid who gets back at anyone that ever fucked with him or disrespected him in life.
Don’t trust him if you have ever wronged him and he did not react because it’s a fact that he will get even for it no matter what. It could be a day, week, month, or 30 years later.
He is someone that strikes without warning and puts another notch on his belt.
Chris is crazy because stupid people do stupid shit. Be nice or beware of this person.
Don’t trust him if you have ever wronged him and he did not react because it’s a fact that he will get even for it no matter what. It could be a day, week, month, or 30 years later.
He is someone that strikes without warning and puts another notch on his belt.
Chris is crazy because stupid people do stupid shit. Be nice or beware of this person.
Crazy Chris bit a hole in somebody’s face and spit the skin in an ashtray. He got sick of outdated food being sold at the store because he knew people weren’t doing a good job so he brought back some moldy buns after filling the bag with dog shit. Crazy Chris is Legend
by TwiztedSnowman September 26, 2022
by TwiztedSnowman June 23, 2019