A common thing that an OU tard will do after a night of drinking. These niggas can't hang for shit and will usually make a huge ass mess in the bathroom in which they throw up.
by TurnM3Up December 06, 2019
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Norman "Nick" dunked on the avetard minihoop and put a crack in the door behind it because his dumbass tried to dunk too hard because he was baked.
by TurnM3Up December 09, 2019
Get the avetard minihoop mug.When an avetard tries to deny something that is obviously true. This can apply to many topics, some of which include: weed addiction, chances with girls, or just being completely retarded. The mindset of an avetard basically tells them to deny any piece of information that they do not like or want to hear. By denying factual information, an avetard who is already behind the curve mentally, is putting themselves further behind curve. Anytime an avetard tries to deny something and gets real defensive in the process, you can take all your money to Vegas and bet on the information being true.
Ray Naker: Yo Norman "Nick", you keep smoking everyday bruh, you hella addicted bruh
Norman "Nick": Dude shut the fuck up, I can literally stop anytime, I do this because I have nothing else to do right now
Ray Naker: Ok avetard, I think you're in a state of avetard denial right now
Norman "Nick": Dude shut the fuck up, I can literally stop anytime, I do this because I have nothing else to do right now
Ray Naker: Ok avetard, I think you're in a state of avetard denial right now
by TurnM3Up August 13, 2020
Get the avetard denial mug.Norman "Nick"'s belief that every man jacks off twice a day and if he claims he doesn't then he's a fucking liar. After being called out for his excessive jack off schedule, Norman "Nick" clapped back with this idea and while nobody else has admitted to jacking off twice on a daily basis, Norman "Nick" still deeply believes this idea. In fact, Norman "Nick" feels the need to make up for others who aren't jacking off twice a day so sometimes he'll go three or four times a day just by himself. You may have heard of the multivitamin, "One A Day," think of this jacking off idea as a "Two A Day" in order to ensure the best health for yourself.
Henry: Yo Norman "Nick", you get your two in today?
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah
Norman "Nick": No
Henry: Oh shit, have you gotten any in at all?
Norman "Nick": Dude when I first wake up, I sit in bed for 30 minutes before I get up so that's when I get my first one in
Henry: Oh damnnn, then you get the other in at night so you get your Two A Day in, huh?
Norman "Nick": Yeah
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The crackhead used the gas pump to pour gas everywhere just because they got mad at the indian clerk inside the gas station, add that story to the Brokeville Chronicles.
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Get the Brokeville Chronicles mug.How Norman "Nick" and Shea view themselves due to their "extensive" knowledge on drugs. These self proclaimed "drug experts" know all the effects and background of every drug. With their "expertise" on drugs, they constantly try to push the narrative that most of these drugs aren't even bad. The reality of the situation is that they've seen some random fuckass bullshit on reddit or seen some tard pro-drug documentary. Usually Norman "Nick" will start spitting some bullshit on drugs with Shea following him and backing whatever bullshit comes out of Norman "Nick"'s mouth. Neither of these dudes are even close to "woke" but for some reason they keeping wanting to believe that they are on a complete different universe just because they "know so much" about drugs.
Norman "Nick": Yo would y'all ever try cocaine? I would definitely do it if given the opportunity.
Everyone else: Yo wtf, nigga are you stupid?
Norman "Nick": Dude it's not even that bad, it's not that much worse than caffeine.
Shea: Yea, he's actually not wrong, it's just a plant.
Ray Naker: Bruh stfu, y'all are not woke.
Everyone else: Yo wtf, nigga are you stupid?
Norman "Nick": Dude it's not even that bad, it's not that much worse than caffeine.
Shea: Yea, he's actually not wrong, it's just a plant.
Ray Naker: Bruh stfu, y'all are not woke.
by TurnM3Up December 31, 2020
Get the woke mug.The simple definition is that it means to get your reward. In most cases it's used while interacting with a female, so you are implying that you just want to get a quick nut in with her.
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