Definitions by TurdFerguson

Morning Riser 

Another way to identify morning wood, or an erection men may experience upon waking.

Old Lawrence woke up with a morning riser, in defiance of God's will.

Morning Riser by Turdferguson October 8, 2015

Kakaka

generic Korean gamer laugh. from Starcraft. also known as kekeke.

gg no re kakaka ^___^;;

Kakaka by TurdFerguson January 7, 2005

woot 

Actually, the word woot is much older than EQ or 80s hacker lingo. It is a middle english word meaning "know" or "knew."

Verrily, Sir Nag. I woot his uncle, Barnabas.

woot by turdferguson May 13, 2003