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Another way to identify morning wood, or an erection men may experience upon waking.
Old Lawrence woke up with a morning riser, in defiance of God's will.
by TurdFerguson August 27, 2015
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Actually, the word woot is much older than EQ or 80s hacker lingo. It is a middle english word meaning "know" or "knew."
Verrily, Sir Nag. I woot his uncle, Barnabas.
by TurdFerguson May 14, 2003
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generic Korean gamer laugh. from Starcraft. also known as kekeke.
by TurdFerguson January 8, 2005
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