Definitions by Turd Ferguson the second

Dogebag 

Incels who are hired by a rich guy to unravel democracy.

Whats up with that "big balls" guy? Oh, he is just one of those dogebags.

Dogebag by Turd Ferguson the second February 26, 2025

Kid Dork 

Short for Kidrick Dork, Kid Rock’s christian name

Priest - "I hereby christen you Kid Dork"

Kid Dork by Turd Ferguson the second March 22, 2022

Maricopa Counting 

A very subjective form of calculation. If you count something and the number you get is not what you wanted just do a recount and if the new number you get is still not what you wanted do another recount and so on until you get the exact result you wanted. That is Maricopa Counting.

Dang, I lost the election...
No no, you just need to do some Maricopa Counting of the votes.

Maricopa Counting by Turd Ferguson the second January 17, 2022