Turd Ferguson the second's definitions

Maricopa Counting

A very subjective form of calculation. If you count something and the number you get is not what you wanted just do a recount and if the new number you get is still not what you wanted do another recount and so on until you get the exact result you wanted. That is Maricopa Counting.

Dang, I lost the election...
No no, you just need to do some Maricopa Counting of the votes.

by Turd Ferguson the second January 17, 2022

Kid Dork

Short for Kidrick Dork, Kid Rock’s christian name

Priest - "I hereby christen you Kid Dork"

by Turd Ferguson the second March 22, 2022

Dogebag

Incels who are hired by a rich guy to unravel democracy.

Whats up with that "big balls" guy? Oh, he is just one of those dogebags.

by Turd Ferguson the second February 26, 2025