TurboPizzaman's definitions

Woobear

A fluffy toy, blankie, or pacifier that a young child hangs on to for far too long in life, like, beyond 4-5 years old.

Example, Jon, can't exist for more than 5 minutes without his woobear, aka malt liquors.

by TurboPizzaman September 5, 2025

Gonfy

Gonfy: When something is extremely goofy, so goofy that it is beyond gone from goofy, it's can only be gonfy.

Did you see that rattlecan paint job Turbo put on the old Merc? Its fuckin gonfy i tell ya! Overspray so bad and 20 cans in while just doing the rag top, hahahaha!

by TurboPizzaman January 17, 2024