apple barrel

(noun) Nickname for a person with a gapping mouth that men could use to dip their balls (or bob for apples) in. Unlike teabagging, member must be awake.
That dude is an apple barrel, cuz he never shuts his fucking mouth
by Tucker Tyson June 20, 2008
mugGet the apple barrelmug.

crapaho

(noun) A shitty indian, usually of Alaskan decent
Roy's a CRAPAHO with a coyote leg
by Tucker Tyson June 20, 2008
mugGet the crapahomug.