Tucker Tyson's definitions

apple barrel

(noun) Nickname for a person with a gapping mouth that men could use to dip their balls (or bob for apples) in. Unlike teabagging, member must be awake.

That dude is an apple barrel, cuz he never shuts his fucking mouth

by Tucker Tyson June 20, 2008

crapaho

(noun) A shitty indian, usually of Alaskan decent

Roy's a CRAPAHO with a coyote leg

by Tucker Tyson June 20, 2008