Miami Heat 3% "Chance"

ESPN predicted Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to beat the Boston Celtics in May 2023

ESPN- Miami Heat 3% "Chance" to win the ECF in 2023 versus the Boston Celtics

Heat Fan- Say again? We are flying to Denver for the 2023 NBA FINALS!!!!

Jimmy Butler, Caleb Martin, and company destroyed the Boston Celtics

by Trumpflation_$12eggs_$6gas May 30, 2023

Inmate No. P01135809

When you vote for a loser that somehow gets into office and then loses re-election because he sucked at handling a pandemic - COVID-19 . Then incites January 6 and wants more votes

Hey guys You seen that Trump mugshot yet?

Inmate No. P01135809 - I won by a landslide!

by Trumpflation_$12eggs_$6gas August 25, 2023

Buford and Bernardo

The name that Tom Anderson says when he confuses the names of Beavis and Butt-Head
Much like Buffcoat and Beaver

Butt-Head: Those 2 kids went that way, UGH HUH HUH
Tom: I'm guessing it was Buford and Bernardo , those two are always up to no good
Beavis- Oh yeah, HEH HEH

by Trumpflation_$12eggs_$6gas September 02, 2022

Help! Guitar solo!

When you are listening to a classic rock or metal song and a guitar solo is about to commence. Your hands are so overwhelmed that you text your brother to assist you in air guitar.

Me: Pearl Jam!
Me: Help! Guitar solo!
Brother: *sends emoji of guitar*
Me: Thanks
Brother: Help! Super Greg

by Trumpflation_$12eggs_$6gas October 19, 2020