Definitions by Trueno AE86 GT

Coutinhoitis

Being MVP in your original but end up being hot garbage for your new club even though they paid $100M+ on you

Example of Coutinhoitis:
Coutinho from Liverpool to Barca

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A fucking tragic surname or a cool surname depending on your opinion

My surname is Mylordick.

*whole class laughs loudly*

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