Definitions by Tripp T-Bone

tasby 

The person in a group who claims he would rather stay at home with his wife having relations than go out with friends but secretly master bates using his tears as lubricant after his wife falls asleep without putting out.

Either come out to the strip club or tasby yourself to sleep guys!

tasby by Tripp T-Bone April 23, 2015

bales 

To intentionally look like Drew Carey, but a creepier version; if that is possible.

Is that Drew or is that pedafile over there pulling a bales in his jeep.

bales by Tripp T-Bone April 23, 2015