Definitions by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie
The Caucasian Clap
One of the many ways that you, too, can dance like a white guy. It's simple: Raise your hands in the air and clap repeatedly, more or less to the beat. Akin to the Point to the Lord and the Cracker Squirm.
The Caucasian Clap by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie May 2, 2006
Point to the Lord
A dance move used by crackers around the nation. Done by raising your index fingers repeatedly to the heavens.
Point to the Lord by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie February 6, 2006
The Cracker Squirm
A dance done by white people everywhere. It's easy: Just jerk and shake awkwardly from side to side.
The Cracker Squirm by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie February 6, 2006