Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie's definitions

The Cracker Squirm

A dance done by white people everywhere. It's easy: Just jerk and shake awkwardly from side to side.

At the dance, all the girls were doing the cracker squirm. The guys just sort of stood there.

by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie February 6, 2006

The Caucasian Clap

One of the many ways that you, too, can dance like a white guy. It's simple: Raise your hands in the air and clap repeatedly, more or less to the beat. Akin to the Point to the Lord and the Cracker Squirm.

Everyone on the dance floor was doing the Caucasian Clap.

by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie May 2, 2006

Point to the Lord

A dance move used by crackers around the nation. Done by raising your index fingers repeatedly to the heavens.

Look at Sarah point to the lord, she's breaking it down like a happy honky!

by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie February 6, 2006