ESW 

Eternally Single Woman. Someone who manages to avoid marriage and/or single motherhood, and yet doesn't become a hermit or old maid. Usually takes care of herself like younger single women do. Makes the moms of the world jealous, and 40+ men horny.

When I divorced, it was tough re-joining the singles scene. Logistics with a MILF are difficult, and ESW's are hard to find.

ESW by TrickyD January 17, 2008

eswar 

a great person that i very caring

"wow that guy is so respectful" "ya he must be a eswar

eswar by nicjalis April 20, 2018

eswari

The most beautiful soul you’ll meet. Inside and out. They’re energy radiates like the Sun. Everyone who meets them will feel like it’s an honor to meet such a soul.

On that note however, don’t get on their bad side.

If you ever meet a Eswari. Remember to never let them go. Their a gem.

I’m so lucky I got to meet Eswari

eswari by Kavxthor April 24, 2018

Eswola 

An obscure wasting disease afflicting the denizens of the wilds of Southeastern Edio Charlistan. Named by Italian scientist Carpaccio Bucatini, who, when encountering a wild-eyed Zachary Ball (patient Zero) crashing out of a thicket of spaghetti code, is said to have cried out "E's a-swol-a!". Later shortened to the modern "Eswola".

ZBall had to work from home on Wednesday to keep from spreading eswola to the rest of the team.

Eswola by CDubbaDub July 31, 2019

golb erots seirogetac esworb yranoitciD nabrU 

When you has reached the max level of boredom.... Congratulations for that?

Person: I searched golb erots seirogetac esworb yranoitciD nabrU in the Urban Dictionary

Person 2: You're so fucking bored

golb erots seirogetac esworb yranoitciD nabrU by ElMarcianoide June 22, 2021

Eswee 

Verb, pronounced es-viea. The act of placing a mans testicles on a persons face while they are asleep, but with the exception of having a third testicle. A rare condition. This is usually done to people that you do not care for. Can be done in any situation as long as the victim is not in a conscious state of mind.

Drunk person1: Man I don't like this guy...
Drunk person2: Why don't you eswee him? You've got 3 nuts.
Drunk person1: YEAH, one for each eye, and one right on the forehead.

Eswee by Cranker762 September 14, 2012

esworb

You just Typed Browse backwards that is a sure sign that you REALLY bored

person1:i was so bored that i typed esworb because it is browse

esworb by YaBoyEugeneCrabsXD November 2, 2019