Trevor's definitions

phazor

the primary weapon to all starships in the federation, is basically refined lasers, hand held phazors are mandatory for all away teams.
phazors have several settings, the only ones that stay true from show to show is stun and kill, however, many epiosodes add new settings for those just-in-case times,

intrepid class starship uses i believe 3 forward pazor arrays and 2 aft phazor arrays.

in a next generation one, riker sets his phazor to somthing called setting 16, which suposedly would destroy half a building.

by Trevor June 9, 2004

ECWTV

ECWTV means Eat chips and watch TV, its a way of saying your away, but also actually giveing a reason as to why you are away.

Im gonna go ECWTV, ill BBIAB

by Trevor June 23, 2004

U-turn

dance -Put your hands up, bend your knees
Bounce around in a circle, get down with me.

Oh come on, come on
It's not hard to learn
Come on, come on
It's called the U-Turn

by trevor August 1, 2004

boonjacking

when the penis of one man is inserted into the anus of another man and then moved in and out with great force and speed so as to create a stimulus for both men

see also:
fudgepacking
boofing
anal crusader

Keith always talks about his boonjacking days in Germany.

by Trevor April 18, 2005

Mo'Fugly

Mother-F*ckining Ugly

"She's Mo'ugly!"

by Trevor November 7, 2003

bearded axe wound

a furry snatch

boys have penises, girls have bearded axe wounds.

by trevor March 9, 2003

flying rhino

One female straps a dildo to her forhead. Another gets down on all fours. The first female then charges the second and rams the dildo up her ass.

Only in the Adult's petting zoo can one see a flying rhino.

by trevor August 13, 2003