Definitions by Trent Kuver

Pastabilities 

A myriad of possibilities that can be done with the use of Pasta. Any number of choices that include pasta, usually in cooking.

I was cooking macaroni the other night and realized the meal pastabilities were off the charts.

Pastabilities by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Funkoordinated 

When your mind is in a chemical haze affecting your body to where it doesn't respond properly. Being in a funk that affects ones coordination.

After toking that killer reefer, I was so totally funkoordinated I fell down and bashed my noggin.

Funkoordinated by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

De-existify 

To make something not exist anymore. To remove somethings ability to function or work on this plane of existence. To nullify or revoke the functionality of an object or thing.

My MP3 player pissed me of, so I had to de-existify it. ELECTRONICS MEET WALL!!!!

De-existify by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Nececelery

Absolutely positivly having to have celery. When, for some unknown reason, you have to have celery.

I made a salad the other day, and it just wasn't right. The situation was nececelery.

Nececelery by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Invisibubble 

1. A bubble you can not see.
2. The area of personal space that surrounds an individual.
3. Feeling that you are in an area unseen by others because you are not noticed.
4. A cusion of invisibility that keeps the world from coming to a hideous and horrible end!!!

1. I poured out some dish soap and an invisibubble popped on my nose.
2. Hold on Steve, not so close. You are invading my invisibubble.
3. Am I even here, do I even exist? If so, I must be trapped in an invisibubble.
4.Dang it captian!! The invisibubble has sprung a leak!! We are all doomed!!

Invisibubble by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Chalupacabra 

A chalupa made from a goat (cabra is Spanish for goat.). A goat chalupa.

Jose tried to give me a chalupacabra the other day.

Chalupacabra by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Mobsterella

1. A dorky person trying to act like they are in the mob and coming off very cheesy.
2. Cheese that is so good, it MADE the dish it was in.
3. A cheesy remake of Cinderella by the Mafia.

Look at that clown over there, acting like a fool.
What a mobsterella.
Yah, I mean give me a break.... His name is Xavier.

Mobsterella by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009