"Your ass sucks buttermilk" is a phrase said in events of disbelief. Used in the same context as "bullshit!" or "no way!" when someone hears something incredible or unbelievable.
Ray: Hey Rog, guess what happened this morning at the coffee shop.
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!
Roger: What?
Ray: Apparently John's wife found out he was cheating on her ass, and drove her car through the wall this morning while we were sitting in there.
Roger: Your ass sucks buttermilk!
by Travesty360 March 04, 2017
by Travesty360 March 04, 2017
Another term for a motorcycle. Mainly a blue collar and or redneck term, although the two are not synonymous. You will hear this term most often said in regard to a chopper or bobber.
Clint: Hey man, gonna ride the ball bearing jackass to school today?
Ed: Nah, that'd be a death wish today with how slick the roads are.
Ed: Nah, that'd be a death wish today with how slick the roads are.
by Travesty360 March 05, 2017