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Riverside, a west suburb of Chicago. It is inhabitid be nothing other than rich white familys. the local Highschool is a seedy place where the Superintendent can be cought having an affair on schoolproporty (his desk, to be exact) and remain in office with nothing more than a slap on the wrist. Maybe thats where the teenage girls of riverside learn there lessions, because they learned them well. you cant go a weekend without running into Sluts, wannabe sluts, or the worst/youngest, the JH soon to be sluts. The streets look as if they were designed by a drunken man given a piece of paper and told to draw the wind. This town is a Labyrinth of circling and twisting streets that love to cross themselves more than once. Do Not Move Here. or visit.
"Hey look, its syphilis incarnate! Wait, no, thats the Riverside-Brookfield student body president"
by Traped in a shithole. June 18, 2009
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