Definitions by Trace Thaggard

fuckmonger

One who loves to be among people fucking,without fucking oneself.

I only go to these parties to get high and be a fuckmonger,no im not gonna pull your wifes hair for you.

fuckmonger by Trace Thaggard March 17, 2005

turd bourbon 

The orange to brown,or sometimes green liquid found in a long unflushed toilet full of dissolving turd.

We wanted to do our own bumfight type video,so we paid this crackhead to drink a 40.oz bottle full of turd bourbon.

turd bourbon by Trace Thaggard March 17, 2005