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A gloriously polite way of calling someone an asshole without actually saying it. A donkey divot is the human equivalent of the chunk of turf ripped out of the ground after a terrible golf swing: unnecessary, messy, and leaving everyone around wondering why it happened.
Often used when someone is acting rude, clueless, or aggressively annoying but you’d still like to keep things technically PG.
A gloriously polite way of calling someone an asshole without actually saying it. A donkey divot is the human equivalent of the chunk of turf ripped out of the ground after a terrible golf swing: unnecessary, messy, and leaving everyone around wondering why it happened.
Often used when someone is acting rude, clueless, or aggressively annoying but you’d still like to keep things technically PG.
• “Who ate the last donut and left the empty box?”
“Probably that donkey divot Dave again.”
• “Don’t be a donkey divot. Just admit you forgot to hit save.”
“Probably that donkey divot Dave again.”
• “Don’t be a donkey divot. Just admit you forgot to hit save.”
by Toxicwolf March 23, 2026
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A person of limited intelligence, with poor judgment, and who is oblivious to their surroundings and inconsiderate.
Synonyms: Dummy, Numpty, Wanker, Imbecile.
A person of limited intelligence, with poor judgment, and who is oblivious to their surroundings and inconsiderate.
Synonyms: Dummy, Numpty, Wanker, Imbecile.
“Did you hear that guy talking shit at lunch? What a Gong Bag!” or “Hey, taste the biscuit, Gong Bag! (I.E. Get Fucked, Asshole)”
by Toxicwolf January 12, 2023
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