Toxic Ninja's definitions

Casual Games

Casual games are any kind of game that is over hyped and over rated or just the exactly same thing as a previous version that was over hyped and over rated, these games are known by gamers as "crap" because even with all the perfect scores the games still have mediocre graphics and shitty plots that casual gamers think are good. Usually the only thing that makes a casual game not-total shit is the multiplayer, otherwise these games would get ratings lower than dirt.

With shitty graphics and a generally horrible campaign mode, the halo series is the indisputable king of casual games.

by Toxic Ninja January 15, 2008

Casual Gamer Fag

Someone who plays on consoles, namely generic shitty games like Call of duty 4, halo 3, and gears of war which are advertised to holy hell making them extremely generic. These people usually have absolutely no skill in real games.

Guy: OMG I just got CoD4 and halo3!
Other guy: Gratz, casual gamer fag.

-or-

Guy: What you think you're good at games? I challange you to halo 3!
Other guy: No thank you, I'm not a casual gamer fag, call me when you want to play a real game on a real system.

by Toxic Ninja January 13, 2008

Toxic Ninja

A ninja that uses poisons and toxins to kill his targets. Think a smokebomb full of mustard gas, or poisoning drinks, poison dipped weapons, etc.

Guy1: Hey why are you vomiting blood?
Guy2: Toxic Ninja poisoned my drink, if I die tell my girlfriend I love her.
Guy1: Don't worry, I'll tell her I love her.
Guy2: Wut?

by Toxic Ninja January 17, 2008

420

Common misconceptions point to crazy theories about weed but the truth is it is actuly a number between 419 and 421.

Guy 1: I counted to 420 today!
Guy 2: Sooo you want to get stoned?
Guy 1: What? What the fuck does that have to do with anything?

by Toxic Ninja October 28, 2006

Charlies

A word used by the U.S. military during the cold war while speaking of the Vietnam soldiers. In return the Vietnam soldiers called the American troops G.I.

American Soldier: Charlies 6 o'clock!
Vietnam Soldier: Loudmouth G.I's 12 o'clock!

by Toxic Ninja January 11, 2007

Flaming bag of dog poop

The flaming bag of dog poop is one of the most masterful strategies ever laid out in prank warfare. The prank works as follows: poop (or shit, whatever) in a basic brown bag (the kind you may have eaten lunch out of as a kid), then put the bag on the porch of your arch nemesis, finally light the top of the bag on fire, ring the doorbell (or knock) and RUN BITCH RUN! to a pre-set hiding/viewing location. If all went as planned the victim will see the flaming bag and be all like "ahh fire!" followed by a quick stomping of the bag. With all factors included the person is about to have some very shitty shoes(booya!). Otherwise known as: The flaming bag of dog shit, the flaming shit bag, the bag o' molten shit.

Mary: Nice shoes John, they new?
John: They were 'till some kid pulled the ol' flaming bag of dog poop.

by Toxic Ninja December 9, 2008

kcurT eriF

kcurT eriF is writen on the front of modern english fire trucks so when you look at it in a rear view mirror its flipped and becomes Fire Truck.

"This asshole in his big red truck started flashing his lights and honking his horn for me to move, man that bitch had an ego, he even had his name writen on the front of his truck, what kind of name is Kcurt Erif anyways? I couldnt understand if it was something cool like Hernandeys or Maddox..." -Maddox, The alphabet of manliness. Paraphrased

by Toxic Ninja July 27, 2006