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Teddy Bears PicNic

A gathering in the woods of which men of the ‘Hairy & Bulky’ type of men meet to engage in sexual activity. Usually In groups of three or more.

“Hi Dave, what a great time we had at the teddy bears picnic! Can’t wait for next week!

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To tell someone to piss off (kits) or they will start a fight with you (Rips).
The word 'kits' can also mean 'give it back' or 'shove off'.

John 'Hey what the fuck Dave your in my chair, Kits or Rips buddy'

Shaun 'Whoever has my pen kits'

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