A crude caveman like individual that sleeps on parent's couch. A general laziness and indifference to reality. Incompetence of even the simplest ideas
by Touchdown Jesus October 06, 2020
Old leech like woman with little to no skill. This skill-less creature's sole purpose is to find men that can be duped into buying her material possessions. However unlike the traditional gold digger who offers physical attractiveness in return, 2 bags are long past their prime and have a withered appearance. These types are alcoholics by nature and will yap to know end acting as if they have actual experience or knowledge. 2 bags use their mouth more than their brains.
by Touchdown Jesus July 08, 2025
A robot genius who uses his immense football knowledge to destroy opponents while leading the Notre Dame Fighting Irish onward to victory.
by Touchdown Jesus July 31, 2008