Definitions by Touchdown Jesus

2 Bags 

Old leech like woman with little to no skill. This skill-less creature's sole purpose is to find men that can be duped into buying her material possessions. However unlike the traditional gold digger who offers physical attractiveness in return, 2 bags are long past their prime and have a withered appearance. These types are alcoholics by nature and will yap to know end acting as if they have actual experience or knowledge. 2 bags use their mouth more than their brains.

CB got duped again taking 2 Bags on a trip . Naturally he would buy her not 1 but 2 bags.

2 Bags by Touchdown Jesus July 8, 2025

Couch boy 

A crude caveman like individual that sleeps on parent's couch. A general laziness and indifference to reality. Incompetence of even the simplest ideas

Couch boy was caught again piddling by his parents while searching for memes

Couch boy by Touchdown Jesus October 6, 2020

charlie weis 

A robot genius who uses his immense football knowledge to destroy opponents while leading the Notre Dame Fighting Irish onward to victory.

Lloyd Carr: Michigan got schooled by Charlie Weis.

charlie weis by Touchdown Jesus July 31, 2008