Touch The Clown's definitions

Gront

A slang name for the female genital region. Other names include minge, gash, clout etc. A "gront"can often be inflicted in a minor, of major way with "gront beans".

Mary had a rather itchy gront today.

by Touch The Clown August 13, 2009

Gront Beans

Gront beans are an infliction women can often get in their genitals. Although not life threatening they do produce a strong odour, can stain, and be difficult to fully remove from carpets.

Meg was looking forward to Saturday where she would set some time by to sit in her favourite chair and flick out some Gront Beans.

by Touch The Clown August 15, 2009