Definitions by Torakvf44

Shittingles 

The loss of blood to one's feet causing pins and needles from leaning on your own knees too long whilst pooping.

'dude, I just shit and scrolled Reddit so long I got Shittingles'

Shittingles by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

Nansistance 

Any help given by your mother or father's mother.

'I was really struggling with my sewing but Margaret gave me some excellent Nansistance!'

Nansistance by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

Monoautonourishment

The act of eating one handed whilst driving a motor vehicle. Be it car, bike or otherwise.

'Terrance, I was really struggling on the long drive down here but then remembered I had a sandwich in the glove compartment, so I then commenced monoautonourishment'
'Good work Reginald'

Monoautonourishment by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018

Book Ending 

The act of ordering your own pint to obtain it swiftly. Then ordering a whole round and drinking your pint and including another pint for yourself in the round. In order to ‘book end’ the round.

I need to catch up bro, i’m going to book end this round!

Ahh good idea, love a bit of book ending

Book Ending by Torakvf44 August 6, 2018