Definitions by Tony Swain

Woodsy 

Always wanting to go to the loo on the way out of the door. Being last minute, being unprepared.

Five people are leaving a building all at the sametime, one person says hang on a minute I need a Woodsy. When in fact they have had all morning to go to the loo.

Woodsy by Tony Swain May 6, 2009

Simper 

Verb - To tinker. To alter slightly in a manner to improve

I have Simpered with my Fantasy Football team

Simper by Tony Swain September 22, 2008