Tony Swain's definitions

Simper

Verb - To tinker. To alter slightly in a manner to improve

I have Simpered with my Fantasy Football team

by Tony Swain September 22, 2008

Woodsy

Always wanting to go to the loo on the way out of the door. Being last minute, being unprepared.

Five people are leaving a building all at the sametime, one person says hang on a minute I need a Woodsy. When in fact they have had all morning to go to the loo.

by Tony Swain May 6, 2009