2 definition by Tony Swain

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Always wanting to go to the loo on the way out of the door. Being last minute, being unprepared.
Five people are leaving a building all at the sametime, one person says hang on a minute I need a Woodsy. When in fact they have had all morning to go to the loo.
by Tony Swain May 05, 2009

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Verb - To tinker. To alter slightly in a manner to improve
I have Simpered with my Fantasy Football team
by Tony Swain September 28, 2006

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