Tony Ramone's definitions

jesus

A man who died 2000 years ago apparently for our sins we havent commited. Worshipped by insane people who believe in magic.

Jesus is dead get over it

by Tony ramone September 23, 2006

oral pleasure

1. aka oral sex.

2. When you jizz in a guy's/girl's mouth

3. Eating pussy

Man, i had some good oral pleasure from Paris Hilton las night. But i also got AIDS, so it evens out.

by Tony ramone June 29, 2005

freddie mercury

the lead singer of Queen, considered te best singer who ever lived.

Damn, dat William Hung aint no freddie mercury.

by Tony ramone July 18, 2008

Atheism

Common sense. Some one who doesnt believe in magic or propaganda, is backed up by science and logic, and figures that god doesnt do have the shit he tells us to do.

God: "You! Go save lives and bring justice to the world"

(God starts holocaust)

by Tony ramone June 29, 2005

DWB

Driving While Black. Not an accepted practice in America, is an unwritten crime.

"But sir, I's aint done nothin"

"GET IN THE CAR BOY"

by Tony ramone June 27, 2005

graduate

When you are a drug addict, you start out with small drugs (pot, beer) and "graduate' to higher ones. (cocaine, heroin, LSD)

(assuming junky lives in trailer park, 80% chance)


"Hey mom! I graduated today" (passes out)

"WHERE'S MY FUCKING CIGARETTES"

by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005

conservative punk

An oxymoron. Ur not punk if you dont wanna overthrow the government.

Johnny Ramone is not a punk, he supports reagan.

by Tony ramone June 29, 2005