Tony Ramone's definitions

fox news

Funniest Tv station ever. Good source of entertainment. But seriously, I trust the Daily Show more.

"Did you see that special on Fox news? John Kerry was a hooker in Vietnam apparently."

by Tony ramone June 29, 2005

Contradiction

Saying a war is in its "last throes" and then saying "there is more work to do"

Iraq will be finished in sixth months tops.

(3 years later)

hey, it could go one 5 , 7, 9, 12 years is a possibility.

by Tony Ramone July 10, 2005

the Doors

The greatest band ever. If Jim Morrison isnt the most poetic person who ever lives, god knows who is. And if you dont understand and just say that all of their songs are druggish jibberish, google the lyrics and read them over and over, that doesnt work, see hot karl.

"Jim Morrison's poetry is a bunch of druggish jibberish"

"GIT ON YO KNEES BOY, I SHOW U POETRY THE MAN WAY!!!"

by Tony Ramone July 14, 2005

donnie and marie osmond

The biggest losers ever. They are brother and sister and fucked each other, they're music sucks and Im glad they're dead or depressed or born again christians, b/c they suck and the world has had enough

Donnie: YES MARIE YES YES YES!!


MArie: Dammit Donnie! moms right there

by Tony ramone June 27, 2005

Iggy Pop

Real name James Oaserberg or something like that. Iggy b/c he was drummer (yes drummer) in a band called the Iguanas. After seeing the Doors in concert, was mezmerized and started his own band, the Stooges, which inspired all punk bands and basically there would be no punk without them, but they were not punk, there's no genre for that level of greatness. The first punk band that was punk, not proto-punk, was the Ramones. Not Stooges MC5 or Velvet Underground, tho they laid out the basics.

Jim Morrison: "Wanna see it! Right then(whips it out and jerks off) YOUR ALL FUCKING SLAVES!!!"

Iggy Pop: "Will outdo Jim Morrison and live to tell the tale"

(Stooges concert)

Iggy: (smeared in blood and peanut butter wearing only a thong and receiving oral sex): "NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DOG!!!"

by Tony Ramone July 29, 2005

gats

Street lingo for guns and or weapons.

"Nigger, gimmer my damn money, crack dont come easy these days. Dont make me bust a cap, I got ma gat raght here boy."

by Tony Ramone July 31, 2005

Quentin tarantino

The greatest director to appear in the nineties, and one of the greatest all-time. Tho he has few films out, they are all kick ass. Spike Lee said hes racist.

Spike: "man Quentin, there is so many racial slurs in your movies"

Quentin: "Sorry, I dont sign autogrpahs for black people."

by Tony ramone July 6, 2005