Definitions by Tony Ramone
Iggy Pop
Real name James Oaserberg or something like that. Iggy b/c he was drummer (yes drummer) in a band called the Iguanas. After seeing the Doors in concert, was mezmerized and started his own band, the Stooges, which inspired all punk bands and basically there would be no punk without them, but they were not punk, there's no genre for that level of greatness. The first punk band that was punk, not proto-punk, was the Ramones. Not Stooges MC5 or Velvet Underground, tho they laid out the basics.
Jim Morrison: "Wanna see it! Right then(whips it out and jerks off) YOUR ALL FUCKING SLAVES!!!"
Iggy Pop: "Will outdo Jim Morrison and live to tell the tale"
(Stooges concert)
Iggy: (smeared in blood and peanut butter wearing only a thong and receiving oral sex): "NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DOG!!!"
Iggy Pop: "Will outdo Jim Morrison and live to tell the tale"
(Stooges concert)
Iggy: (smeared in blood and peanut butter wearing only a thong and receiving oral sex): "NOW I WANNA BE YOUR DOG!!!"
Iggy Pop by Tony Ramone July 29, 2005
Val Kilmer
Man arrested for dressing up as Batman and holding Karl Rove as hostage........ that didnt happen but it would be so fucking awesome.
Val Kilmer by Tony Ramone July 29, 2005
the dictators
The first punk band releasing their first album in 1974. (Ramones in 76) Some may xconsider them glam rock but they are way more punk.
Manuel: "Who was the first punk band"
emo loser: "Green Day or SUm41"
Manuel: "WRONG!!!! DICTATORS BABY!!!!"
emo loser: "Green Day or SUm41"
Manuel: "WRONG!!!! DICTATORS BABY!!!!"
the dictators by Tony Ramone July 28, 2005
american idiot
A lame attempt at punk rock. By the biggest poser/horrible/emo band ever, Green Day. Inspires stupid emo kids to slit their wrists.
(Billie Joe comes out of nowhere)
Billie: I have control over you lonely depressed teenage emo girl. Join my ranks of stupid posers who call themselves punk and 80% of us eventually commit suicide b/c we are emo fags.
depressed teenage emo girl: I am at your control (slits wrists)
Billie: I have control over you lonely depressed teenage emo girl. Join my ranks of stupid posers who call themselves punk and 80% of us eventually commit suicide b/c we are emo fags.
depressed teenage emo girl: I am at your control (slits wrists)
american idiot by Tony Ramone July 26, 2005
Green Day
A shitty band that rips all of their stuff of the Ramones, Beatles, Sex Pistols and Clash. Inspires many emo retards to mutilate themselves.
Green Day by Tony Ramone July 15, 2005
skull and Bones
SOmething the kids of rich people do when they get into Yale. Only requirement is a salary of $34234324324324324324 a year. I hear they have butlers and free food.
skull and Bones by Tony Ramone July 14, 2005
the Doors
The greatest band ever. If Jim Morrison isnt the most poetic person who ever lives, god knows who is. And if you dont understand and just say that all of their songs are druggish jibberish, google the lyrics and read them over and over, that doesnt work, see hot karl.
"Jim Morrison's poetry is a bunch of druggish jibberish"
"GIT ON YO KNEES BOY, I SHOW U POETRY THE MAN WAY!!!"
"GIT ON YO KNEES BOY, I SHOW U POETRY THE MAN WAY!!!"
the Doors by Tony Ramone July 14, 2005