Definitions by Tony McCaffery

Carte D'or 

A slang name for the female genitalia i.e. vagina

Gonnae shut your Carte D'or, yer causin a draft!

Carte D'or by Tony McCaffery October 16, 2004

shereen 

A slang name for the female genitalia i.e. vagina

Derived from the Scottish Newsreader Shereen Nanjiani

Gonnae show us yer shereen?

shereen by Tony McCaffery October 16, 2004

plamph 

One who likes to smell their own fingers surreptitiously.

I spotted you sniffing your trotters you plamph.

plamph by Tony McCaffery October 15, 2004