Tommy Vercetti's definitions

grand theft auto

best fucking game ever made....

kid 1:hey kid 2, im bored of this grand theft auto, its got borin...
kid 2:hey, i know! Lets go steal cars and drag race and kill people!
kid 1: bet i can steal a better car than yours!!!

After 1 hour, the kids were arrested for performing grand theft auto

by Tommy Vercetti March 6, 2004

splints

a bastard

Don't fuck with Splints!

by Tommy Vercetti January 9, 2004

grand theft auto vice city

best game on PS2 i've ever played!

hijackings, killings,shootings,stealings,smuggling

I did ya wife...ya poor bastard!

by Tommy Vercetti February 4, 2004