Tommy Vercetti's definitions

Rejected U.S. Army slogans

"Kill All That You Can Kill"
"Shower With Men"
"Knock Up Foreign Broads"
"All The Grits You Can Eat"
"Be A Flame Thrower, Not A Flame Broiler"
"Purple Hearts = Free Beers At Hooters"
"Whimsical And Human, Just Like M*A*S*H"
"Cubicles Are For Wusses"
"Napalm Means Serious BBQ"
"Over 1,000,000 Sheared, Beaten, And Worked Into A Sub-Human Fury!"
"Totally Beefcake and Proud of It"
"Beat Up Sailors"
"We Won't Screw Your Mind Up As Bad As The Marines Will"
"Kicking Nazi Tail Since 1942"
"Don''t Ask, Don''t Tell, Don''t Accessorize"
“Risk Your Life for Freedoms No One Appreciates!"
"Play Doom… For Real!"
"Sure Beats Learnin'!"
"Because Terminators Are Real"

Because Terminators are real

by Tommy Vercetti May 21, 2004

The Sims

You can finally control people.

Guy 1: Hey, Dude! I'm makin' these two chicks have sex.

Guy 2: Dude, I made two guys do it yesterday.

Guy 1: Get the hell away from me.

by Tommy Vercetti April 24, 2004

Nafia

A term given to a group with the immense persuasion and weaponry power of the Nazis and the perfect organization skills of the Mafia.

"I was about to pummble Jimmy the other day when i found out he had ties with the Nafia"
"Hey look! Theres a Sale on butterscotch krimpets!"
"Butterscotch Kripets are god!"

by Tommy Vercetti October 17, 2004