Tommy Del Riot's definitions

Smurflicker

Anyone who subscribes to the concept of "blue lives matter."

Ugh, did you see those MAGAts holding up Blue Lives Matter signs? I really hate those fucking Smurflickers!

by Tommy Del Riot August 26, 2020

Trapei

Trap music originating from Taipei. A portmanteau of trap + Taipei.

Trey: Damn! What are you playing?
Monchi: It’s that new Trapei shit from TGMF!
Trey: Good shit!

by Tommy Del Riot July 17, 2021

promcest

When your prom date is one of your step-siblings, but after prom it goes TOO FAR!

Whoa!! Did you see Jamie and her step-bro Mark getting it on in his car after prom?? Total promcest!!

by Tommy Del Riot July 13, 2020

Phaa

A cool-ass person with unmatched heart and style. She is admired by hundreds of thousands, but somehow stays humble and down to earth. She is easy to spot from a distance despite her smol stature because of her oversized glasses. If you see her irl, you are guaranteed to smile and have good luck for the rest of the day!

Jane: OMG, who is that?
Janie: That's Phaa! She's one of my favorite online personalities and my number one crush!

by Tommy Del Riot November 22, 2021