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Definitions by Tommy Boy

land mines 

Bill's stupid dog left land mines all over my backyard.
land mines by Tommy Boy March 12, 2005

garden state

odor and color of a drunk's vomit.
That bitch left the garden state on my new sofa.
garden state by Tommy Boy March 6, 2005

jersey turnpike 

in bartending, it is the process of combining all of the alcoholic residue from the bar, cup mats, etc., into a pint glass and giving it to the drunk who keeps asking for more.
Man, I gave Bill a jersey turnpike. In two seconds, the asshole threw up a garden state.
jersey turnpike by Tommy Boy March 6, 2005