Ensprogulated

n. (inf) Pregnant

She's not fat you Nard Purse, she's just ensprogulated

by Tominator July 26, 2023

Lardigan

n. (Inf.) The layer of subcutaneous insulation that enables the thermodynamically efficient gentleman to go about his business sans outerwear in February.

Aren’t you cold Steve? I’ve got three layers on and you’re mincing about in a T-shirt.

Ah but don’t forget I’ve got a lardigan on under this…

by Tominator February 04, 2023

Pooched eggs

noun

Dog faeces

If you’re going down the garden, watch out for the pooched eggs

by Tominator May 22, 2023