Jonathans

A posh name for a "Jondoms" or "Jonnies", widely known as condoms.
A guy walks into a pharmacy:

"Hello shopkeep, a pack of your finest Jonathans please."
by Tom O'Brien January 06, 2006
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smellbag

Referring to someone who smells quite badly, from bad feet, farting etc.
Aw man get away from me ya smellbag! You´re stinkin´!
by Tom O'Brien January 06, 2006
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