Definitions by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III

Top off penis 

A penis that has none tip.

Wow Dave your sure have a top off penis

Top off penis by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III September 7, 2016

Shmibedy

1. Shmibedy is a word to express yourself in and angry honour.
2. Its also a Slang language.
3. You say it when you pissed in the toilet and it felt good.

Nathan: "Oh Shmibedy! That felt good!"

Shmibedy by Tom Davidson Bartholoumew III June 1, 2016