Tom Bowtell's definitions

In Control

To make love illictly on the floor of your parents' spare room.

"Dad. I'm in control"

by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003

Mega-Wicker-Double-Plus-Delux

An affectionate term for a Catherine Price

Return to sender.

by Tom Bowtell February 28, 2003

Verbal Diarrhoea

Something that happens to buttmunches during curry.

Do you have verbal diarrhoea, or are you ACTUALLY INSANE?

by Tom Bowtell March 20, 2003