Tom's definitions

Blow off fuse

To blow off fuse

Woah! Did you see that?! Three DDRFUK members just blew off fuse! He was literally exploding XD

by Tom February 29, 2004

Miguel drunk

A state in which one of your shorter friends drinks too much. Usually containing but not limited to the following symptoms: Lose of volume controll, belligerent threats to their friends, uncontrollable ripping of fabricks, attempting the 300$$ challenge, late night booty calls, and grinding up against questionably hot asian girls.
If you or any of your friends ever get miguel drunk, please contact a professional emergancy response team because if the state worsens violence may occure

Damn son, you got Miguel Drunk last night and punched a hole through my floor!!

by tom March 18, 2005

twins uncle

he is able to fo anything in the twins imagination. he has everything you could possibly have. a ficticious character mad eup by the twins. he is an extremely rich and has a mile long house with 20 harley davidsons, all brand new.

have you met the twins uncle. NO CAUSE HE IS A LOAD OF BULLSHIT

by Tom May 27, 2004

rhian

A girl of incredible beauty, intelligence, talent and sexiness. She's good in bed too and is generally fairhaired with a striking feature, for example the eyes.

"Rhian, you are a sexy beast."

by tom May 27, 2003

Fuck Jesus

An exclamation indicating displeasure or surprise. See also God Damn it, God Damn Motherfucking Shitty Fucking Shit Fuckers, Jesus Tapdancing Christ, Fucking A, Holy Jesus on a Stick, etc.

Fuck Jesus, she's got a fat ass!

by Tom December 16, 2004

krakadaka

A word used when you are too tired to go to the pub and you have too much work to do.
Saves so much time!

"Do you want to come to the pub tonight?"
"Karkadaka"

by Tom April 20, 2005

gypdyke

A female who is of gypsy origins, she wears way too much jewellery and sleeps with her brothers and more to the point her sisters, normally seen in small groups, when these groups are upwind of you you get an overpowering smell of unwashed pussy.

"I say Jeeves" said Herman, "what is that fishy smell?". "Must be the blasted Gypdykes back in town Jeeves"
Exclaimed Herman

by Tom November 28, 2004