2 definitions by Toilet Dy-No-Mite
The act of shooting a live hamster, ( without harming it) into the anus of your partner with a homemade potato gun. For just plain fun, or for slightly abnormal sexual desires.
Man we were so bored last night we just started paying people five bucks to let us hamsterslam them for entertainment. Boy were they surprised to learn what it was, but we didn't let them back out cuz a commitment should be honored. We have values, and morals, and stuff bro.
by Toilet Dy-No-Mite January 31, 2020
To die in a helicopter crash, or other unsafe vehicle with useless safety protocol. With or without knowing that is a serious possibility when taking flight in a metal can made airborne by giant samurai swords of death and really useless emergency protocols when a crash is imminent. ALWAYS check that your chopper has the proper "Oh Shit!" handles located in convenient, easy to access locations. Personally, I believe they do actually help. Not as much as prayer though of course.
by Toilet Dy-No-Mite January 31, 2020