Missing the point

When an unexperienced girl tries to give a handjob and doesn't realize that she needs to move the skin around the penis with the motion of her hand.

Yeah she started giving me a hand job, but she was missing the point so i had to set her straight.

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

Mother Fuck

An exclamation. See also Mudafuck.

-Dude did you forget your bowl?
-Mother Fuck! Yeah i did.

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

cralk

A mix of walk and crawl. Usually used to describe a drunken night.

Man i was so drunk last night I had to cralk home.

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

Jism Jockey

Any person who loves jism. Usually used as an insult, but can be used as mocking endearment to a lover.

1. Dude your a cocksucker, yeah thats right jism jockey!

2. Sally you are really great in the sack, your my little jism jockey.

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

Tawog

Slang term for guitar.

Man, that guy can really shred on that tawog.

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005

Pet the cat

Another name for female masturbation.

I think Betty went home to pet the cat.

by ToeKnee July 18, 2008

Sack the back

To penetrate an anus. Anal sex. Sack to have sex and back as in the behind.

Man that girl looks kinky, i bet she'd let me sack the backQ

by ToeKnee September 17, 2005